The Briefing Room
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Wingnut on March 09, 2021, 02:35:43 am
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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
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It would be if you had nuts getting in the way.
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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Men's brains are full of boxes. There's a work box, a sports box, a fishing box, etc. The boxes don't touch; a man can be in only one box at a time. And in the center sits the most important box of all - the nothing box. If given the opportunity, a man will go to his nothing box every time.
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I know that deep thinking thing...
I have often thought I should have been a plumber... Then I'd never want for a box of nipples.
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Robin Williams does a great job describing "the birth experience" in terms men can understand :laugh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3EU6P59yMk