The Briefing Room
General Category => Sports/Entertainment/MSM/Social Media => Topic started by: EasyAce on October 18, 2018, 12:55:12 am
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OK, TBR movie lovers, let's have some mad fun and see what kind of laughs we can get by changing one word of a film title.
Since I opened my big yap, I should open with . . .
American Hat Wax
Blathering Heights
The Clod Couple
Dr, Strangeglove; or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hit the Bomb (baseball fans should get that one in an instant!)
Drastic Rides Again
Florist Gump
For Whom the Bald Tolls
From Here to Maternity
The Goodbye Ghoul
The Gums of Navarone
A Hard Day's Nightmare
Lawyer's Poker
The Novocaine Mutiny
The Rocky Horrible Picture Show
Sorry, Wrong Tumbler
A Streetcar Named Dessert
Twelve Hungry Men
With Sex You Get Eggroll
Let the game begin!!
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The Nevers The Evers and The Ugly
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Two mules for Mister Sara.
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A Man Was A Woman.
A Cuckwork Orange.
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Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone
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Gonad the Barbarian
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Hamster and Commander?
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The Man who would be Orange
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Is porn admissible? If so, Saving Ryan’s Privates.
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Is porn admissible? If so, Saving Ryan’s Privates.
@goodwithagun
Within reason ;)
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The Ten Amendments
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Saturday Night Flatus.
Yeah I’m 16 years old.
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Uptight Saturday Night
Splenda in the Grass
Love Me Tenderloin
Brighton Beach Boudoirs
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From Beer to Eternity
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Or,
From Here to Infirmary
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To Fry a Mockingbird
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@GrouchoTex
Good ones!
The Whackiest Sheep in the Army
2001: A Sparse Odyssey
The President's Brain is Missing
The Mirror Has Two Fascists
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It maybe too obvious:
The Oddfather
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Suddenly, Last Simmer
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To Fry a Mockingbird
Tequila Mockingbird
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All Quit On The Western Front.
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A Night At the Oprah
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Animal Spouse
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The European in the Cupboard
(Starring Elizabeth Warren)
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The Princess Bribe
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The Last of the Fauxhicans
(Also starring Elizabeth Warren)
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To Avenatti And Have Not
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Days of Weinstein And Roses
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Clear and Carlos Danger
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Barack To The Future
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Blumenthal In Love (with himself)
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Schiff of Fools
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Don't Drink The Waters
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The Bride Strapped Bare
I Am Curious (Chicken)
The Ghoul Can't Help It
Let the Good Crimes Roll
Matzoball
The Passaic Adventure
Lawyer, Lawyer!
Torah! Torah! Torah!
Fries and Crispies
The Bingo Longhair Traveling All-Stars and Medicare Show
How to Exceed in Business Without Really Crying
M*U*S*H
Single Santa Seeking Miss's Claws
Horse Fenders
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They shoot Nevers, Don't they?
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They shoot Nevers, Don't they?
At most opportunities wink777
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Northwest Pissage
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This reminds me of a game we used to play by substituting the word "pants" into Star Wars dialogue, such as:
"I find your lack of pants disturbing"
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This reminds me of a game we used to play by substituting the word "pants" into Star Wars dialogue, such as:
"I find your lack of pants disturbing"
Kinda like using "lunch" instead of "love" in song lyrics. "I feel like making lunch" "Muskrat Lunch". And so on.
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Love at First Byte.
Lunch at First Bite
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This reminds me of a game we used to play by substituting the word "pants" into Star Wars dialogue, such as:
"I find your lack of pants disturbing"
@Jazzhead
There's another occasional online game that comes up around social media where you add the phrase "in my pants" to film or song titles. You know, something like . . .
A Hard Day's Night in my pants
The Girl Can't Help It in my pants
The Odd Couple in my pants
From Here to Eternity in my pants
In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning in my pants
Rock and Roll Woman in my pants
I Want to Hold Your Hand in my pants
. . . you get the idea.
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@Jazzhead
There's another occasional online game that comes up around social media where you add the phrase "in my pants" to film or song titles. You know, something like . . .
A Hard Day's Night in my pants
The Girl Can't Help It in my pants
The Odd Couple in my pants
From Here to Eternity in my pants
In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning in my pants
Rock and Roll Woman in my pants
I Want to Hold Your Hand in my pants
. . . you get the idea.
Yeah. I do. When I was a little kid and the parentals (even involving their parentals) were having a gathering there was an amount of "vulgarity" or nuance involved. There is nothing new. Just the veracity of the vicious vocabulary.
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There is nothing new. Just the veracity of the vicious vocabulary.
@bigheadfred
Obviously you are not a nattering nabob of negativism. ;)
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Yeah. I do. When I was a little kid and the parentals (even involving their parentals) were having a gathering there was an amount of "vulgarity" or nuance involved. There is nothing new. Just the veracity of the vicious vocabulary.
"When I was a little kid and the parentals (even involving their parentals) were having a gathering there was an amount of "vulgarity" or nuance involved."
I was stunned to learn at an early age after sneaking down the bannister when my parents were having a card party that my very religious parents and their very religious friends enjoyed off-color jokes when they thought we kids weren't listening.
I guess my parents were human after all.
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"When I was a little kid and the parentals (even involving their parentals) were having a gathering there was an amount of "vulgarity" or nuance involved."
I was stunned to learn at an early age after sneaking down the bannister when my parents were having a card party that my very religious parents and their very religious friends enjoyed off-color jokes when they thought we kids weren't listening.
I guess my parents were human after all.
@goatprairie
In one of my parents' more amusing (as opposed, alas, to abusing) hours, they went out one night to the old Playboy Club in New York. (We lived in the Bronx, then; I was about seven.) They came home, paid the babysitter, then came into the bedroom I shared with my kid brother, and awoke us by dumping a small tonnage of Playboy rabbit-head paraphernalia upon us---swizzle sticks, napkins, a couple of decks of playing cards, drink umbrellas, you name it. Sleepily, I still couldn't resist crooning a bit from a Bugs Bunny cartoon: "The rabbits are coming, hooray hooray." (Well, at two in the morning what else would you expect?)
Only later did I discover they'd gotten a different deck of cards---one that had the once-famous Marilyn Monroe centerfold (the photo about which she said she'd posed with nothing on but the radio) from Playboy's first issue in 1953 on the backs of the cards. I knew then that even grownups would still be boys and girls, sometimes.
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To Fry a Mockingbird
I always thought it was Tequlia Mockingbird.
Fed ex rings rings once.
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I always thought it was Tequlia Mockingbird.
Fed ex rings rings once.
@Freya
The Postum Rings Once
How Green Were My Alpha-Bits
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O Trumper, Where Are Thou?
Alfred Hitchcock Presents:
Trumpers on a Train
(https://www.commondreams.org/sites/default/files/styles/cd_large/public/views-article/train_wreck.jpg?itok=pnXI_Cv5)
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4:22 o’clock high
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The Snot Locker
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O Trumper, Where Are Thou?
Alfred Hitchcock Presents:
Trumpers on a Train
(https://www.commondreams.org/sites/default/files/styles/cd_large/public/views-article/train_wreck.jpg?itok=pnXI_Cv5)
@corbe
They're watching . . .
The President's Brain is Missing
Throw the President from the Train
Air Farce One
The Munchkinian Candidate
White House Clown
Wild in the Sheets
The Bawdy Bunch in the White House
Advise and Discontent
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The heartburn kid
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One Flew Over the Republican Nest
*Thank You @EasyAce for allowing me to drag my GOP insensibilities into this.