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General Category => Science, Technology and Knowledge => Topic started by: Cincinnatus on November 01, 2013, 12:53:40 am

Title: A Big Butt Is A Healthy Butt: Women With Big Butts Are Smarter And Healthier
Post by: Cincinnatus on November 01, 2013, 12:53:40 am

Science never sleeps.

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Scientists from the University of Oxford have discovered that women with larger than average butts are not only increasingly intelligent but also very resistant to chronic illnesses.

According to ABC News, the results found that women with bigger backsides tend to have lower levels of cholesterol and are more likely to produce hormones to metabolize sugar. Therefore, women with big butts are less likely to have diabetes or heart problems.

And having a big butt requires an excess of Omega 3 fats, which have been proven to catalyze brain development. The researchers also found that the children born to women with wider hips are intellectually superior to the children of slimmer, less curvy mothers.

Eyeonthenut reports that the team analyzed data from 16,000 women.

Having a big butt also favors leptin levels in the female body, which is a hormone responsible for regulating the weight, and the dinopectina, a hormone with anti-inflammatory, vascular-protective and anti-diabetic attributes. The adipose tissue of the buttocks traps harmful fatty particles and prevents cardiovascular disease.

Eyeonthenut also cites similar studies conducted by universities in California and Pittsburgh not too long ago that discovered that women with bigger butts, wide hips and smaller waists may even live longer as well.

I wonder if they included Kim Kardashian in this study?

http://elitedaily.com/news/world/big-butt-healthy-butt-study-says-women-big-butts-healthier/

Title: Re: A Big Butt Is A Healthy Butt: Women With Big Butts Are Smarter And Healthier
Post by: Atomic Cow on November 01, 2013, 12:55:46 am

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Title: Re: A Big Butt Is A Healthy Butt: Women With Big Butts Are Smarter And Healthier
Post by: mystery-ak on November 01, 2013, 01:04:34 am

 :nometalk:

Title: Re: A Big Butt Is A Healthy Butt: Women With Big Butts Are Smarter And Healthier
Post by: Chieftain on November 01, 2013, 01:13:21 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4

 :whistle:

Title: Re: A Big Butt Is A Healthy Butt: Women With Big Butts Are Smarter And Healthier
Post by: Cincinnatus on November 01, 2013, 03:42:41 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN42uzNFVmQ

The lyrics:

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
 That's what I said
 The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
 Or so I have read

 My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
 I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

 Big bottom, big bottom
 Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
 Big bottom drive me out of my mind
 How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
 You know what I mean
 I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
 You know what I mean

 My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
 Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

 Big bottom, big bottom
 Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
 Big bottom drive me out of my mind
 How could I leave this behind?

 My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
 I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

 Big bottom, big bottom
 Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
 Big bottom drive me out of my mind
 How could I leave this behind?

Title: Re: A Big Butt Is A Healthy Butt: Women With Big Butts Are Smarter And Healthier
Post by: Rapunzel on November 01, 2013, 03:57:58 am

QUEEN LYRICS

"Fat Bottomed Girls"

Oh you gonna take me home tonight
Oh down beside that red fire light
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me

Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the water, across the land
I've seen every blue eyed floozy on the way (hey)
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them naughty ladies every time

C'mon!

Oh, won't you take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside your red fire light
Oh, and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Hey, listen here
Now I got mortgages and homes
And I got stiffness in the bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still get my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you done made a big man of me (now get this)

Oh (I know), you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh, down beside that red fire light
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Get on your bikes and ride

Ooh, yeah, oh, yeah, them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls, yeah, yeah, yeah,
All right
Ride 'em cowboy
Fat bottomed girls
Yes, yes, right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0opKdam5bW8

Title: Re: A Big Butt Is A Healthy Butt: Women With Big Butts Are Smarter And Healthier
Post by: Scottftlc on November 01, 2013, 05:40:48 am

I have absolutely nothing to say on this thread.

Nothing.

Title: Re: A Big Butt Is A Healthy Butt: Women With Big Butts Are Smarter And Healthier
Post by: olde north church on November 01, 2013, 11:36:38 am

I wonder if it applies to men?  Not that my glutteus is maximus

Title: Re: A Big Butt Is A Healthy Butt: Women With Big Butts Are Smarter And Healthier
Post by: PzLdr on November 01, 2013, 01:23:48 pm

As long as the 'tramp stamp' says neither "Wide Load", nor "Pass/ Don't Pass" or one of its derivatives, I'm OK with it.  :whistle:

Title: Re: A Big Butt Is A Healthy Butt: Women With Big Butts Are Smarter And Healthier
Post by: DCPatriot on November 01, 2013, 01:53:41 pm

Quote from: PzLdr on November 01, 2013, 01:23:48 pm

As long as the 'tramp stamp' says neither "Wide Load", nor "Pass/ Don't Pass" or one of its derivatives, I'm OK with it.  :whistle:

(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n151/hagemangroup/badparentingexample_zps6bd30c1d.jpg)

Bad Parenting Example?

Title: Re: A Big Butt Is A Healthy Butt: Women With Big Butts Are Smarter And Healthier
Post by: PzLdr on November 01, 2013, 03:10:22 pm

Quote from: DCPatriot on November 01, 2013, 01:53:41 pm

(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n151/hagemangroup/badparentingexample_zps6bd30c1d.jpg)

Bad Parenting Example?

I'll let you know in about 18 years.  :whistle:

Title: Re: A Big Butt Is A Healthy Butt: Women With Big Butts Are Smarter And Healthier
Post by: ABX on November 01, 2013, 03:56:25 pm

Quote from: PzLdr on November 01, 2013, 01:23:48 pm

As long as the 'tramp stamp' says neither "Wide Load", nor "Pass/ Don't Pass" or one of its derivatives, I'm OK with it.  :whistle:

Or worse....

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Title: Re: A Big Butt Is A Healthy Butt: Women With Big Butts Are Smarter And Healthier
Post by: ABX on November 01, 2013, 03:58:39 pm

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Title: Re: A Big Butt Is A Healthy Butt: Women With Big Butts Are Smarter And Healthier
Post by: andy58-in-nh on November 01, 2013, 05:30:55 pm

(http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-black-woman-big-butt.jpg)

Title: Re: A Big Butt Is A Healthy Butt: Women With Big Butts Are Smarter And Healthier
Post by: DCPatriot on November 01, 2013, 07:44:58 pm

(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n151/hagemangroup/euro_vs_america_zps8350bba4.jpg)

"Big" does not necessarily mean "Fat"...