NFL Week 4 Pre-Season
WED, AUG 29 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION
New England at NY Giants 7:00 PM NFL Tickets MetLife Stadium<BR>
Tampa Bay at Washington 7:00 PM Tickets FedEx Field<BR>
Miami at Dallas 8:30 PM Tickets Cowboys Stadium
THU, AUG 30 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION
Atlanta at Jacksonville 6:30 PM Tickets EverBank Field
NY Jets at Philadelphia 6:35 PM Tickets Lincoln Financial Field
Carolina at Pittsburgh 7:00 PM Tickets Heinz Field
Minnesota at Houston 7:00 PM Tickets Reliant Stadium
Baltimore at St. Louis 7:00 PM Tickets Edward Jones Dome
Buffalo at Detroit 7:00 PM Tickets Ford Field
Kansas City at Green Bay 7:00 PM NFL Tickets Lambeau Field
New Orleans at Tennessee 7:00 PM Tickets LP Field
Cincinnati at Indianapolis 7:00 PM Tickets Lucas Oil Stadium
Chicago at Cleveland 7:30 PM Tickets Cleveland Browns Stadium
San Diego at San Francisco 10:00 PM Tickets Candlestick Park
Oakland at Seattle 10:00 PM Tickets CenturyLink Field
Denver at Arizona 11:00 PM NFL Tickets U of Phoenix Stadium
So campers, the pre-season comes to an end, so does '4-for-1' Pirate Happy Hour...
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and maybe also Glamour...
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Magazine--
Hey, Bender, how can I poll you...
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to make you vote for Obama?
No way...
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honey--
Maybe if I polled you...
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this way--
Or this...
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way--
Or my 'Back-to-the-old-days' metallic red wig...
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poll?
or do I have to...
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get rough with you?
Nope, no sale, Jen. Besides, I know your secret...
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from the flip side...
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of that photo--
Oh, Bendy, you wouldn't show that around...
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I was young, you swept me off my feet and if TMZ got that I had your tattoo on my tummy, it would ruin me with Hollywood and the Obama Campaign!
Well, that may be the best thing for you...
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and I know your other secret that you hope to get a real Green Card...
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from Obama!
OMG! Noooooooooooooo, Bendy...
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jen, it will be the best thing...
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that could happen to you--
Can we re-kindle that old feeling...
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to get you to change your mind?
Sorry, Jen, but after all the Afflecking you've done, excuse the pun, <U>that</U> ship...
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has sailed--
Okay, then it is the...
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hard way!
Okay, if the hard way is what you want...
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you force me to knock you on your ass!
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...
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...
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...
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Whoa, Bendy, you <I>did</I> knock me on my ass...
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and into a most fetching sheer nightgown!
Well, one more...
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for luck!
That last one did it, Bend, you knock out...
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all my desire to support Obama--
Hey, just doing my job, Jen. Just doing...
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my job--
Okay, now on with my NFL Picks...
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as follows:
Wednesday night finds New England 17 at NY Giants 10: Third string Pat QB Ryan Mallett stiffarms a 3rd sting Giant linebacker...
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as the Pat's pull off a 4th quarter comeback--
Tampa Bay 14 at Washington 24: "Hey, them Buckingears...
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ain't so tuff."--
Thursday night the rest of the gangs finish the pre-season--
Atlanta 17 at Jacksonville 14: Vick's Old Team's 3rd sting thugs whip up...
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on the Jags 3rd string thugs--
NY Jets 24 at Philadelphia 21: Neither Sanchez nor Tebow play...
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but the Jets win behind the running and passing of 4th string QB Matt Simms--
Carolina 3 at Pittsburgh 28: The Panthers find Stooler in their cleats and a crime scene...
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ensues--
Minnesota 13 at Houston 28: Allegra Texicans take no prisoners as the Viqueens...
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fall again--
Baltimore 24 at St. Louis 10: Even with Jeff playing his starters, the 2nd & 3rd sting Black Byrds come out on top and Hitch...
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agrees--
Buffalo 6 at Detroit 17: Buffalo brings a knife to a gunfight: "According to the new collective bargaining agreement, while the visiting team can have switchblades...
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only the home team's labor rep can pull a gun on the field."--
Kansas City 27 at Green Bay 14: "Hum, these 3rd string cheesheads...
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make a passable stew."--
New Orleans 9 at Tennessee 38: Yes, Drew, Roger is still pissed off and the fix...
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is still in!--
Just one Motherefing minute, Bender! Saints 9, Titians 38...
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Right--
Roger and God are wrong to punish New Orleans. I mean, how can a motherefing, motherlovin liberal deity let Isaac strike New Orleans...
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and let them motherefing, racist Republicans in Tampa not be all drown?
If that is right, then may God...
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take my other mothereffing eye!
As you wish, Sam...
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as you wish--
OOOOOOOOOOOOppppppp...
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pppppppppppppppssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!
As you should know, Samuel, I work...
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in mysterous ways--
Cincinnati 20 at Indianapolis 28: Who knew the newest Colt...
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was a Unicorn in drag?--
Chicago 13 at Cleveland 31: Da Bears are no match for the Real McCoy...
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and team in a car!
San Diego 14 at San Francisco 31: It is 'Cry me a river'...
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as the 69ers tear the Bolts a new one--
Oakland 10 at Seattle 28: Bad day at the beach...
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for the Raiders--
Denver 27 at Arizona 17: Old Man Manning gums...
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the Red Birds' defense to death--
Oh, yeah, Miami 24 at Dallas 27: Hey, our Aggie quarterback beats...
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the Phin's Aggie quarterback--
And in the smoking hot wife department-- Mrs. Tannehill
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is close--
But comes in 2nd to...
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Mrs. McGree!
Okay, what...
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are y'all picks?