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Hockey 2025
« on: February 16, 2025, 10:24:10 am »
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« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2025, 10:25:07 am »
A good start to the year
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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2025, 10:26:07 am »
Are you not entertained?
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If a political party does not have its foundation in the determination to advance a cause that is right and that is moral, then it is not a political party; it is merely a conspiracy to seize power.     -Dwight Eisenhower-

"The [U.S.] Constitution is a limitation on the government, not on private individuals ... it does not prescribe the conduct of private individuals, only the conduct of the government ... it is not a charter for government power, but a charter of the citizen's protection against the government."     -Ayn Rand-

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« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2025, 11:52:54 am »

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Canada fans booed our National Anthem

So Team USA started 3 fights in the first 9 seconds of the game and beat Canada 3-1 on their home turf

Now America is in the Championship game

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Re: Hockey 2025
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2025, 01:30:58 pm »
Quote from: Hoodat on February 16, 2025, 10:26:07 am
Are you not entertained?

I like a good boxing match on ice.
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« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2025, 06:04:49 pm »
Canadian Hockey Fans Boo Their Future National Anthem

Feb 16, 2025

MONTREAL — Hockey fans of the soon-to-be 51st state of America booed when their future National Anthem was played last night.

In a seemingly prophetic outcome, the loser nation currently known as "Canada" then got absolutely smoked by their imminent conquerors.

"Boo! We like being euthanized and losing at hockey! Boo!" cried the Canadian fans. "We don't want to be a part of a country that actually wins Stanley Cups. Boo!"

The United States fans, for their part, found the booing rather adorable. "Aw, baby brother wants to fight," chuckled the gathered U.S. fans. "Honestly, we don't even know what hockey is in America, we just like beating Canada at the thing they care about most. It will be one final, delicious humiliation of Canada before we invade."

At publishing time, the American team had destroyed the Canadians so thoroughly that all of Canada begged Trump to just send the tanks and get it over with.

https://babylonbee.com/news/canadian-hockey-fans-boo-their-future-national-anthem
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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2025, 06:06:34 pm »
Man Finally Realizes Reason People Play Hockey Is You Can Legally Punch A Canadian In The Face

Feb 16, 2025



LITTLE ROCK, AR — Local man Dennis Walters finally realized that the reason people play hockey is because it allows them to legally punch a Canadian directly in the face.

Puzzled for years as to why people would skate around in freezing temperatures with little sticks, Walters found the answer last night as he watched members of the U.S. hockey team repeatedly punch Canadians in the face.

"It all makes sense now," said Walters. "I just never got the appeal before. I had no idea throwing on a hockey jersey meant you could legally beat up a Canadian. I mean, that dude just launched a Canadian's face into plexiglass at thirty miles per hour, and apparently that's totally acceptable. Freaking awesome."

According to sources, American interest in hockey exploded overnight after people realized they could whack Canadians with sticks. "Wow, sign me up," said local man Bob Denton. "Punching Canadians is totally my thing. I don't know about this whole skating business, but I would love to slug a guy from Quebec in the mouth."

At publishing time, millions across the globe had suddenly become hockey players in hopes of getting in on the Canadian punching.  .  .

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-finally-realizes-reason-to-play-hockey-is-you-can-legally-punch-a-canadian-in-the-face
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"The [U.S.] Constitution is a limitation on the government, not on private individuals ... it does not prescribe the conduct of private individuals, only the conduct of the government ... it is not a charter for government power, but a charter of the citizen's protection against the government."     -Ayn Rand-
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