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President Biden to speak at Arlington today. I hope it goes smoothly. The last time Joe went to a cemetery he had to show an ID to get out.

The Donald Trump hush money trial in New York will go to the jury after closing arguments next week. To serve on the jury, prospective jurors had to answer a 75-page questionnaire. The only one who answered all the questions right was Chiang Ming Loo, who was excused for ruining the curve.

President Biden shook up the presidential race Wednesday by posting an announcement he's challenging Trump to a debate in June. There are a few strings of course. Joe conditionally agreed to debate Trump as long as there's no studio audience, no RFK and a group of Visiting Angels on stand-by.

Trump jurors now have 7 days to finish their book and sell the film rights. Trump could be in trouble if they figure out the movie Hollywood wants to make is the Orange Mile.

Joe Biden's sexual assault accuser Tara Reade told NBC she canceled a Fox News interview Sunday due to threats to her life. The former staffer has said 31 years ago Joe forced her up against his office hallway and inserted his two middle fingers into her. In fairness to Joe he thought he was bowling.

The White House denied President Biden was shaping foreign policy to improve his political image. It's hard to prove. However on Friday the Pentagon removed all U.S. troops from the African nation of Niger just to keep the name from popping up on Biden's teleprompter during an election year.

RFK Jr confessing having his brain eaten by a worm. However I thought Kennedys preferred whisky to Tequila.

Bobby Kennedy Jr. told an interviewer last week that a CT scan back in 2012 revealed a worm was found eating Bobby's brain before it died in there. It's not certain how much damage was done. But it appears Bobby wasn't kidding last year when he said that he has half a mind to run for president.

Hillary Clinton told NBC Stormy proves Trump interfered in the 2016 election by hushing up a sex scandal. She's NBC's expert on election interference and quashing sex scandals. Hillary and Bill never divorced because as long as they stay married they can't be forced to testify against each other.

Trump is now leading in Nevada by 14 points. Apparently all the talk about sex with Stormy is making him more relatable.

President Biden agreed to debate Trump as long as there is no live audience, no RFK and no asking him to name all his grandkids.

Chiefs kicker ripped by media for pro God pro traditional family graduation speech to his Catholic college alma mater. He's lucky if the pope doesn't ex-communicate him.

The Washington Post cited President Biden for repeatedly insisting in speeches that inflation was at 9% when he took office in 2021 when it was actually 1.4%. The steep rise in consumer prices has one silver lining. Thanks to inflation, you can now eat food that's been on the floor for up to 8.6 seconds.

Iran President in a chopper crash after Bell Helicopter answers the Boeing Challenge.

President Biden gave a fiery speech to graduates of historically black Morehouse College in Atlanta Sunday on National Malcolm X Day honoring the civil rights activist. It went well. Democrats let out a huge sigh of relief when Joe went the entire speech without referring to Malcolm X as Melvin the Tenth.

-- Argus Hamilton