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Today's Toons 5/20/24
« on: May 20, 2024, 08:18:01 am »


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Judge Merchan warned Trump of jail if he gripes about him being a Biden donor, the judge's Democrat activist daughter, the Democratic prosecutor, or Biden's #3 DOJ prosecutor assisting. What a show. Animal Planet bought rights to the trial for a new documentary called When Kangaroos Attack!

Bobby Kennedy rose in the CNN presidential poll Monday, drawing sixteen percent of the voters and hurting Joe Biden in the swing states. I don't want to say they're playing for keeps. But Biden refuses to give Kennedy Secret Service protection and the DNC just bought him a nice shiny convertible.

The White House refused to demonize pro-Palestinian protests that swept campuses financed and led by outsiders, but did float a plan to grant U.S. asylum to all Palestinians in Gaza. One thing Democrats and Republicans can agree on. If Biden doesn't carry Michigan it won't be for lack of trying.

Auto Week covered Donald Trump's visit to the Miami International Auto Dome Sunday for the Miami Grand Prix where he was cheered by thousands of Formula One fans. His opponents in the media stuck carefully to the script. They accused Trump of trying to make the election all about race.

Biden's staff say they plan to shorten his campaign speeches. It works. Trump has soared 9 points in the polls since being gagged.

Al-Jazeera reported Friday that Teheran University will offer full four-year scholarships to any U.S. college protestor who is expelled while participating in anti-American riots and chanting Death to America. I'd add a warning to the Queers for Palestine. Before leaving, pack a quick-opening parachute.

MSNBC host and ex-Biden Press Secretary Jen Psaki said Biden should avoid press briefings and go on The View instead. But only if Visiting Angels are booked up. If Biden gets questioned by the Women of the View they could dethrone the Oklahoma Sooners as the Women's Softball Champions.

RFK Jr. says he had a worm in his head in 2012 that ate part of his brain. It was successfully removed. Biden had a similar worm in his head but it starved to death.

GWU pro-Hamas protestors built a guillotine for school officials they convict. They lost an Engineering major making sure it works.

Bobby Kennedy Jr. discussed his medical history Wednesday and revealed that back in 2012 a brain scan revealed that there was a worm inside his head. Doctors told him the worm was eating his brains. It's now Trump's turn to tell his cannibal story, and we'll vote for the best one in November.

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Re: Today's Toons 5/20/24
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2024, 12:06:08 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 5/20/24
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2024, 01:37:22 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 5/20/24
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2024, 02:09:51 pm »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on May 20, 2024, 12:06:08 pm
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Re: Today's Toons 5/20/24
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2024, 02:10:18 pm »
Quote from: Jimino on May 20, 2024, 01:37:22 pm
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/20/24
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2024, 02:31:20 pm »
Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus extras, Pookie!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/20/24
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2024, 04:14:28 pm »
Monday mornin' thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/20/24
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2024, 04:41:26 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on May 20, 2024, 02:31:20 pm
Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus extras, Pookie!!!

You're welcome, as always, CL!
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Re: Today's Toons 5/20/24
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2024, 04:41:56 pm »
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Monday mornin' thanks, Pookie!

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Re: Today's Toons 5/20/24
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2024, 05:30:42 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 5/20/24
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2024, 11:35:20 pm »
Thanks loads, pookie!  :laugh:



Too bad, so sad.
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Dung beetles didn't appear until the Cretaceous...
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Re: Today's Toons 5/20/24
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2024, 10:23:01 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on May 20, 2024, 11:35:20 pm
Thanks loads, pookie!  :laugh:



Too bad, so sad.
Cleanup on aisle 44 !!!!

Dung beetles didn't appear until the Cretaceous...

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!
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