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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3325 on: April 05, 2024, 12:46:07 pm »
Man drinking coffee on his porch watches a police chase on his lawn.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3326 on: April 08, 2024, 02:29:27 pm »
Get off my lawn!
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3327 on: April 09, 2024, 04:48:31 pm »
Cheater, 39, gets back together with partner, 36 who chopped off his PENIS after he had an affair with her teenage relative

Daily Mail
By ADRY TORRES
8 April 2024
  • Gilberto Nogueira revealed he will give his girlfriend, Daiane dos Santos a second chance after she cut off his penis in December 2023
  • Nogueira showed TV Globo copies of letters he and dos Santos have written to each other; Nogueira initially reached out to her before she replied
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13284873/Brazil-Cheater-penis-cut-affair-underage-neice.html

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Cut my penis off once, shame on you ...
Come back a second time for my balls, shame on me ...
« Last Edit: April 09, 2024, 04:51:02 pm by 240B »
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3328 on: April 09, 2024, 05:42:49 pm »
Cheater, 39, gets back together with partner, 36 who chopped off his PENIS after he had an affair with her teenage relative

Daily Mail
By ADRY TORRES
8 April 2024
  • Gilberto Nogueira revealed he will give his girlfriend, Daiane dos Santos a second chance after she cut off his penis in December 2023
  • Nogueira showed TV Globo copies of letters he and dos Santos have written to each other; Nogueira initially reached out to her before she replied
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13284873/Brazil-Cheater-penis-cut-affair-underage-neice.html

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Cut my penis off once, shame on you ...
Come back a second time for my balls, shame on me ...
I would say she not only performed a dickectomy on him but also a lobotomy at the same time because obviously this idiot was never thinking with anything but his pecker.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3329 on: April 09, 2024, 06:06:09 pm »
According to the American Liberal's theology, he is now suddenly a woman. Without his consent.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3330 on: April 09, 2024, 09:17:58 pm »
I would say she not only performed a dickectomy on him but also a lobotomy at the same time because obviously this idiot was never thinking with anything but his pecker.



Well said!

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3331 on: April 10, 2024, 10:01:53 pm »
Woman who cut off lover's penis by tricking him into thinking she was going to perform a sex act is jailed for seven years

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By NATALIA PENZA
10 April 2024
  • The man as also her boss at a bar in Sant Andreu de la Barca near Barcelona
  • She now has to pay her former boss and partner €250,000 in compensation
  • The attacker had already served two years behind bars as a remand prisoner
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13291569/Woman-cut-lovers-penis-tricking-sex-act-jailed.html
« Last Edit: April 11, 2024, 07:10:26 am by 240B »
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3332 on: April 10, 2024, 10:03:16 pm »
Cutting off a guy's penis seems to be the 'new thing' these days.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3333 on: April 11, 2024, 02:01:09 am »
Cutting off a guy's penis seems to be the 'new thing' these days.

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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3334 on: April 12, 2024, 10:46:15 pm »
This one comes from Spain: A gay left-wing politician in Spain has abruptly resigned from his post after photos began to circulate showing him eating his own feces.
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... Daniel Gómez del Barrio served on the council for Illescas, a small town of around 30,000 people just south of the country’s capital. He represented PSOE, the main left-wing party in Spain, whose leader is currently the Prime Minister.

In mid February, photos and videos of Gómez were shared that he had posted on social media accounts and pornographic websites. In one video, the councillor, who is in his late twenties, is seemingly naked on the floor and eating his own feces.

A report from French news source FDS claimed that the politician was offering himself up for sexual use, and described himself as wanting to be “exposed, humiliated, degraded.” He also described his desire to “eat c*cks, be a whore, and be used as a urinal,” with El Diairo also claiming he referred to himself as a “sexual slave.” ...
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Re: Ridiculous News of the Day
« Reply #3335 on: April 12, 2024, 11:23:03 pm »
This one comes from Spain: A gay left-wing politician in Spain has abruptly resigned from his post after photos began to circulate showing him eating his own feces.More at The Publica

 :3: I'd say the guy needs some very serious psychological help.
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