You're kidding right?
We got a guy in the white house who on about 20 different event occaisons (1) sniffs little kids hairs, (2) Used to ask children at the pool to "stroke the soft hairs on his legs" and (3) has it been proven that he showered inappropriately with his daughter. Even snopes has recnetly reversed and changing the status of this story from unproven to "true"
Chris Hanson treatment?
Hell. he might get re-elected.