February 9, 2024
A guide to conservative passive-aggressive resistance
By Nick Lopez
Last year, I had to go to an IRS office. I was subjected to a humiliating pat down for weapons. It was uncomfortable, invasive, and intimidating.
The guard wouldn’t just pat me down, either. He had to announce the nature of each pat before he did it...which further irritated me. After all that, the office couldn’t even handle my trust and estate tax questions.
Never again. If I ever have to visit that IRS office again, I’m putting on a dress (not shaving anything), slapping lipstick on my teeth, putting on a blue wig...and arriving like Jim Carrey in Vera DeMilo drag. “Hi, big boy, I’m ready for my pat-down now!”
If I’m going to be made uncomfortable with a pat-down, everybody will be uncomfortable. And if they complain, I will scream “transphobia” at the top of my lungs.
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