....should be ME!
Can't be bribed because I don't give a squat about having more money than I have now,can't be blackmailed because there is nothing to blackmail me over,and if there was,I might be persuaded to publish it myself.
Can you say "Don't give a squat about the typical things that worry politicians?
I would PROBABLY turn it down if I had to live in DC,though.
I MUCH prefer living in America.