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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #801 on: August 14, 2023, 10:24:48 pm »
Florida man performs surgery on a dog. The dog didn't make it. Turns out, he wasn't even a veterinarian.

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/2023/08/14/florida-man-posed-as-veterinarian-performed-surgery-on-pregnant-dog-who-died-authorities-say/
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #802 on: August 14, 2023, 10:25:42 pm »
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #803 on: August 14, 2023, 10:26:39 pm »
Florida woman caught with 7 lobster tails in pants
Hey, I'm not from Florida. And there were only five.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #804 on: August 15, 2023, 12:34:19 pm »
Florida woman caught with 7 lobster tails in pants

https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/crime/2014/06/12/florida-woman-caught-lobster-tails-pants/15794155007/
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I thought this one sounded familiar.  It happened back in 2014 just after The FL State "Criminoles" GB stole some crab legs.  FL peeps like their seafood.

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #805 on: August 15, 2023, 05:55:38 pm »
Florida woman caught with 7 lobster tails in pants

https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/crime/2014/06/12/florida-woman-caught-lobster-tails-pants/15794155007/
I was expecting more from Florida woman. I was expecting maybe stuffing baby gators down her pants or something. If it were live lobsters, maybe I'd get a little more interested.

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #806 on: August 15, 2023, 06:48:06 pm »
Sheesh! A chick with a lobster in her pants, and... NOTHING.

You guys are slipping...

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #807 on: August 15, 2023, 07:05:23 pm »
Sheesh! A chick with a lobster in her pants, and... NOTHING.

You guys are slipping...

I don't know @roamer_1 I heard the lobsters in Florida are nothing compared to the crabs in Tijuana. 
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #808 on: August 15, 2023, 08:42:22 pm »
I don't know @roamer_1 I heard the lobsters in Florida are nothing compared to the crabs in Tijuana.

Nice @bigheadfred ... But we can do better...

"Is that a lobster in your pocket, or is your name Dylan Mulvaney?"

"something... something... crawdad hole"

Geez... Even Wings got nothing.

Frank Cannon coulda picked low fruit off of that for days.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #809 on: August 16, 2023, 01:44:39 pm »
Nice @bigheadfred ... But we can do better...

"Is that a lobster in your pocket, or is your name Dylan Mulvaney?"

"something... something... crawdad hole"

Geez... Even Wings got nothing.



She did things I just couldn't fathom and I could tell by her mug shot... she was fishing for trouble.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #810 on: September 16, 2023, 09:44:41 pm »
Don't mess with Texas Florida
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You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #811 on: September 16, 2023, 10:12:50 pm »
Florida man throws cheeseburger at wife

https://97x.com/florida-man-arrested-after-throwing-cheeseburger-at-wife/
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #812 on: October 09, 2023, 06:49:24 am »
Should be on the History channel or something
Oddly enough, not the first time this has happened.
Several instances of people breaking into burger joints and making a meal.
Usually it is ex-employees.
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #813 on: November 20, 2023, 10:47:14 pm »
I just assumed this one had been posted already.
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Florida man arrested for pooping on dead possum during rush hour traffic
 Alex Oliveira
Published Nov. 19, 2023, 3:36 p.m. ET
New York Post

A Florida man was arrested after allegedly defecating on a dead possum in the middle of rush-hour traffic, according to police.

Rudy Wilcox, 45, was picked up by Clearwater police on Wednesday around 5:30 p.m. after he was seen dropping-trow in the middle of the Belcher Road and Willow Tree Trail intersection then laying a log on the doubly-unfortunate possum “in full view of the motoring public.”

“The def. was observed defecating on a deceased possum with his pants lowered and his anal region exposed,” a Pinellas County affidavit obtained by The Smoking Gun read.

In addition to pooping on the possum within sight of motorists, he was also allegedly witnessed in action by a police officer with the Clearwater Police Department. ...

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #814 on: December 31, 2023, 01:45:04 pm »
Florida woman threatens to kill ex-boyfriend, new girlfriend if they didn't have Christmas threesome with her: Sheriff
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A Florida woman demanded that her ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend have a threesome with her, and threatened to kill the new couple if they didn't have sex with her, according to police.

Cynthia Ann Ray, 38, was arrested on Monday and charged with a count of aggravated stalking and one count of sending written threats to kill, court documents say.

Deputies with the Lake County Sheriff's Office received a "criminal mischief" complaint around 8:30 p.m. on Christmas Day, and were dispatched to a residence in Groveland, Florida.

Ray's ex-boyfriend reportedly informed police officers that his ex-girlfriend had been harassing him and his new girlfriend. ...

The former boyfriend said he received menacing messages from his ex-girlfriend threatening to kill him and his current beau unless the new couple had threesome sex with her, according to the Lake County Sheriff's Office.  ...
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #815 on: December 31, 2023, 05:47:43 pm »
Florida woman threatens to kill ex-boyfriend, new girlfriend if they didn't have Christmas threesome with her: Sheriff
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December 30, 2023The Blaze

I'll save everyone a click, and from the visuals, this is not Penthouse Forum stuff.....    :thud:
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #816 on: December 31, 2023, 06:51:15 pm »
I'll save everyone a click, and from the visuals, this is not Penthouse Forum stuff.....    :thud:
More like cover of DYKE magazine  *bouche*

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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #817 on: January 01, 2024, 02:49:00 am »
More like cover of DYKE magazine  *bouche*
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Re: The Adventures of Florida Man: a running thread
« Reply #818 on: January 01, 2024, 05:51:41 pm »
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