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Today's Toons 10/23/23
« on: October 23, 2023, 08:24:23 am »




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In Case You Missed It Dept.:


Secretary of State Antony Blinken made the announcement Monday that President Biden will be paying a solidarity visit to Israel following the Hamas attacks. Joe certainly won't be going by himself. Hunter Biden wants to accompany his father to the Middle East just so he can watch Gaza Strip.


President Biden will be flying to Tel Aviv on Wednesday to display U.S. support for Israel in their struggle with Hamas. Let me get this straight, Israel is asking Joe's advice on how to deal with people who overrun their southern border? I doubt if Israel's in the mood to give them hotel rooms and ballots.


The Hollywood Reporter predicted a huge box office for Universal's Halloween new release Five Nights at Freddy's. Movie theaters are now full of terrifying coming attractions. In one trailer I saw a human hand reaching up from the grave, and it was Dianne Feinstein voting for the next spending bill.


Hunter Biden pleaded not guilty to buying a handgun while lying on the federal form about his drug addiction. He was then living with his parents. Of course, Joe and Jill are happy Hunter kicked his crack and heroin habit, and they're just as thrilled they no longer have to eat their cereal with a fork.


Homeland Security was reported Thursday to have begun arranging for Border Patrol officials to fly Venezuelan migrants back home to Venezuela. They are fleeing poverty, oppression, inflation, censorship and one-party socialism. They've had enough of the United States and they want to go home.


Joe Biden spent two days being deposed by the Special Counsel in his presidential documents case. The over and under on the I Do Not Recall's is six hundred. Biden plans to get out of this jam by asserting they are not presidential documents if he wasn't legally elected president in the first place.


Biden can plea they weren't presidential documents in the garage if he wasn't legally elected president in the first place.


The Washington Post reported Sunday the long-simmering feud between President Biden and his Secret Service detail over Commander biting eleven agents. They spoke off the record. When asked if he should be put down, the Secret Service agents said no, impeaching him should work just fine.


The New York Post reported Hunter Biden is weighing fundraising options to help pay the ten million in legal bills he's racked up. Last week Hunter pleaded not guilty to lying on his gun permit application about his drug and alcohol use. He defense is, when he filled it out he was high and drunk.


The Washington Examiner released a poll showing that violent crime is a top concern of voters as the nation approaches one year before the next national election. Big cities are at highest risk. Chicago is so violent on the weekend that Hamas just offered to send in peacekeepers to the South Side.


Benjamin Netanyahu announced that Israel is at war with Hamas after the terror group invaded Israel from Gaza. They executed and brutalized Israeli citizens. Iran is supporting Hamas, not just politically and militarily, but Iran is also advising Hamas on how much any U.S. hostages might be worth.


The White House held a press briefing Tuesday to back up President Biden's speech supporting Israel. The president had been ripped in the media Sunday for hosting a barbecue on the White House lawn while Israel was under terrorist attack. But in Biden's defense the hot dogs were Hebrew Nationals.


The White House said climate change is as dangerous as nuclear war Monday while the Middle East erupted again. The media gave white supremacy and gas cars the day off. Every morning when I wake up, I immediately turn on the news to see which chapter of Revelation we'll be doing today.


Joe's brother Frank Biden admits that's him in a naked selfie that popped up on a gay dating site, but says it was hacked. Frank stole a Hooters waitress from her husband and now he's living with her in her parents' home. The House Oversight Committee just eliminated Frank as the mastermind.


President Biden gave a forceful speech to the nation Tuesday stating full U.S. support for Israel and denouncing the barbaric terrorist attack by Hamas. It was Joe's finest hour. I'm just relieved he didn't compare the attack to a fire in his kitchen that singed his cat and nearly spread to his Corvette.


National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan addressed reporters in the White House Tuesday and denounced the Hamas terror attacks in Israel. I never lose hope. I want to live in a world where Israelis and Palestinians can carpool together to Afghan garage sales for big discounts on U.S. weapons.


National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan didn't rule out sending U.S. forces to aid the Israelis in Gaza hostage-freeing operations. Hamas would also welcome U.S. intervention if it's accompanied by the Biden Clause. It states the U.S. will leave behind eighty-two billion dollars of weapons when it's over.


President Biden's speech backing Israel following the Hamas terror attacks failed to mention Iran's complicity. It'd be pointless to arrest Iran for conspiracy to commit murder. Under U.S. law, Iran would just be released on cashless bail, and be back on the street starting Mideast wars by sundown.


Egypt asks White House advice on Palestinian refugees. Register them to vote was not the answer they expected.


President Biden walked up the stage stairs to give a speech in Philadelphia today but once again the stairs said, not today, Joe.


Donald Trump found himself virtually tied with Joe Biden in the Fox News presidential poll last Monday. The media takes great pains to be even-handed and bi-partisan. If Trump makes a mistake the media holds Trump accountable, and if Biden makes a mistake, the media holds Trump accountable.


Harvard Divinity School students set aside their Systemic Racism and Climate Change studies today to chant for the Death of Israel.


The CDC says anti-Semitism probably came from a bat and did not escape from a college campus classroom.


-- Argus Hamilton


Hamas shouldn’t be using rockets made by Acme.


Signed,


Wile E. Coyote


-- A Gateway Pundit Reader


Inside Every Progressive Is A Totalitarian Screaming To Get Out.


-- David Horowitz, Front Page Magazine





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Re: Today's Toons 10/23/23
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2023, 09:48:10 am »
Thanks, pookie!
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Today's Toons 10/23/23
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2023, 11:39:58 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
What is the gospel? I’ll put it in a sentence.
The gospel is the news that Jesus Christ, the Righteous One, died for our sins and rose again, eternally triumphant over all his enemies, so that there is now no condemnation for those who believe, but only everlasting joy.
That’s the gospel. (John Piper)

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Re: Today's Toons 10/23/23
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2023, 12:36:47 pm »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 10/23/23
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2023, 03:50:12 pm »
Thanks for the Monday Toons, Pookie, and the Argus Extras!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/23/23
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2023, 03:53:04 pm »
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!

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Re: Today's Toons 10/23/23
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2023, 03:53:25 pm »
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, deb!

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Re: Today's Toons 10/23/23
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2023, 03:53:54 pm »
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 10/23/23
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2023, 03:54:20 pm »
Thanks for the Monday Toons, Pookie, and the Argus Extras!!!

My pleasure, as ever, CL!

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Re: Today's Toons 10/23/23
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2023, 11:25:36 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 10/23/23
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2023, 10:25:33 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, Jimino!