Josh Power 🇺🇸
@JoshPower80
Yo, dog - I’m Vivek, you might know me by my stage name, the Conservative ChatGPT. I took a Soros scholarship to put me through law school even though I didn’t need the money, I got rich off scammy pharmaceuticals that didn’t work, I was parroting leftist talking points 5 mins ago but now think I’m the Hindu Ben Shapiro, I don’t even know if I’m a registered Republican or not, records show I was an independent in Ohio in 2021, I said I never cared about civics until 2020 but records show I’ve donated to both Republicans and Democrats (you’ll have to research yourself to see when I last gave money to the Left, it might surprise you), but good luck finding any info on me because I paid to have my background wiped.
Got ‘em! Lol! (insert cheesy pyramid scheme smile) I never cared enough about the country to even vote until 2020 but my competitors are all fake patriots. I’m a billionaire and people who aren’t rich are beneath me, they’re bought and paid for because they need to accept donor money to pay for their campaigns, loser poor people just suck! lol!
Have you seen how good I hit tennis balls with shirt off? Im here to get the youth vote by rapping at odd moments and going on the cool podcasts, but I also want to ban the youth from voting until they’re 25, unless they take a test, because depriving citizens of their Constitutional Rights is based AF and super American.
As a Hindu, I’m a better Christian than most Christians, my Judeo-Christian values are fire, yours are trash. Did I mention Trump is the best President of the 21st century? He’s so good in fact, that I decided to run and try to beat him. Obama was such a chump, but his speeches were crunk so I might have stolen a few of his greatest lines, I doubt anyone will notice. What time is my Candace interview?
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10:12 AM · Aug 24, 2023