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President Biden made one appearance in the White House Thursday, dropping by a conference on AI that Kamala Harris was chairing. He had just appointed Kamala to be in charge of Artificial Intelligence. It's easy being a comedian while Joe Biden is president, because the jokes write themselves.
Steven Spielberg stood up for Hollywood's heritage last week by insisting that old movies should not be edited for TV to satisfy the Cancel Culture warriors. They must be stopped before it's too late. MGM just removed the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz for offending too many people without brains.
The New York Post reported that a former women's cycling champion has quit the sport after she was beaten by a Transgender woman last month in a New York race. Fairness is a forgotten rule. Here in L.A. it is an article of faith that anything a woman can do, a man identifying as a woman can do better.
Hunter Biden reportedly could face four counts of federal charges in the next week. It's nothing we can't handle. Luckily we've already been through an alcoholic crack-smoking, hooker-loving president's son who knocked up strippers during the eight years Martin Sheen served in the Oval Office.
Writers Guild of America went on strike Tuesday in a dispute over pay for streaming shows and movies. The good news for movie crews is that work on movies that are already written and in production will go on. The bad news is, Alec Baldwin is returning to the set of Rust to continue shooting.
House Republicans subpoenaed the FBI to produce a document a whistleblower says proves Joe Biden as VP engaged in influence peddling with a foreign nation in exchange for money. It could result in impeachment, and not for the first time. Trump was impeached in 2020 just for asking about it.
The White House doctor examined Biden today and referred him to an archaeologist.
Governor Ron DeSantis listed the achievements of Florida's just concluded legislative session last week. They were able to ban transgender drag shows being held in their grade schools. So now, in first grade classes in Florida schools, they teach kids to remember if she has an apple, she's a banana.
President Biden sent 1,500 U.S. troops to deal with the thousands of migrants pouring across the border as Title 42 expires. It's sure to be be a hot 2024 campaign issue. President Biden posted no mention of Cinco de Mayo Friday but Donald Trump wished the new arrivals a Happy Cinco-de-Ported.
Sports Illustrated noted protests by biological women athletes over losing medals to transgender women in cycling, gymnastics, track and swimming. Even a recently crowned Miss Nevada was a trans woman. She wowed the judges during the talent portion when she spelled her name in the snow.
President Biden proposes payment for meals, hotel and ground transportation if the Border Patrol cancels your hike.
I won't say Bobby Kennedy Jr is closing in on the president, but Biden just pardoned Sirhan Sirhan.
Biden Administration clamps down on dishwashers. Ten bucks says Joe thinks that's his new border policy.
President Biden conceded the flood of migrants poised to storm across the Rio Grande on Friday would be messy. It didn't help that Taco Bell just opened its first restaurant in Mexico City. The last thing we need are billboards in Mexico telling everybody else down there to Make a Run for the Border.
President Biden's approval rating now at 36%, below Trump, DeSantis and Bud Light.
The cruelest joke about the border invasion is that the Venezuelans think they are fleeing socialism.
San Francisco received another retail blow Wednesday as Nordstrom's announced it is closing all its stores in the city due to the shoplifting. The White House did a beautiful job of deflecting any blame. President Biden denied any knowledge of blowing up Russia's Nordstrom's pipeline in the Baltic.
Susan Rice resigns as Counselor to the President. Biden is now being advised by the marketing team at Budweiser.
Homeland Security chief Mayorkis declares the border is secure. Early onset dementia is a terrible thing.
-- Argus Hamilton
verga:
Thank you Pookie
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pookie18:
--- Quote from: verga on May 22, 2023, 12:18:59 pm ---Thank you Pookie
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You're welcome, Verga!
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