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President Biden got out of the White House Friday to mark Cinco de Mayo by paying a surprise visit to a Washington D.C. taco stand, Taquero Habanero. He enjoyed eating a taco with several other diners. It was the first time in two and a half years Joe has been able to get gas under three dollars.
Hunter Biden showed up in a rural Arkansas court Monday seeking to reduce his payments for child support for the four-year-old daughter he conceived with a local stripper. The judge has a hard time believing Hunter's story that he's broke. Tomorrow Hunter's crack dealer will testify in his defense.
Southern California was rocked by fifty earthquakes on Sunday just north of the Mexico border east of the Salton Sea. They were caused by the shifting and breaking up of newly-discovered tectonic plates underneath the earth's surface, creating what government geologists are labeling Trump's Fault.
Venezuelan migrants said they're fleeing socialism for the US. There's always somebody who doesn't get the word.
I saw an actuarial chart that shows on average, men live to be seventy-eight years old and women live to be eighty-five. So when I hit seventy-eight, I'm transitioning.
Don Lemon got fired because nobody watched him. Tucker Carlson got fired because everybody watched him.
President Biden took action Tuesday with Title 42 expiring next week ending the stay-in-Mexico policy for asylum seekers. While addressing reporters, Biden denied Trump's claim that he uses the Teleprompter for everything. He then announced he's sending 1,500 U.S. troops to Low Battery Warning.
The Writers Guild of America went on strike Monday and set up picket lines in Hollywood. All four nightly talk shows were called off. There were no political jokes delivered by Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Myers and Stephen Colbert on Monday or, as Trump celebrated it, Armistice Day.
President Biden will reportedly sign an executive order ending the federal vaccine mandates for federal workers, federal contractors and foreign visitors to the U.S. Many Americans are still being very cautious. Last week in downtown Los Angeles, I saw a guy vaccinate himself behind the bus station.
President Biden got big laughs at the White House Correspondents Dinner Saturday and he also predicted the Philadelphia Flyers would win the Stanley Cup. They didn't even make the playoffs. President Biden once scored the hat trick during NBA Finals hitting a home run to win the Super Bowl.
WGA strike cancels nightly talk show monologues. Writer's Guild doing its part to Make America Great Again.
Politico says President Biden will campaign vicariously in 2024 through surrogate Democrats, celebrities, TV ads and social media to minimize Joe's time onstage. The campaign message is clear. This morning the Biden Administration blamed the Trump Administration for the Biden Administration.
ABC News edited out Bobby Kennedy's opposition to vaccines and the U.S.-backed Ukraine War last Sunday. At the time of our nation's Founding, a great man stated freedom of speech is not only the natural privilege of liberty but also its support and preservation. Just our luck, it was King George III.
NEA says history test scores are at their lowest point in US history since Jefferson wrote the Magna Carta in 1933.
President Biden last week limited his work to two photo ops and one meeting with the Filipino president. That doesn’t mean the administration isn’t tackling our next imminent threat head on. Kamala Harris is now in charge of Artificial Intelligence which was her nickname at Howard University.
The White House reports Kamala Harris was named by Biden to craft the administration's policy on Artificial Intelligence Thursday. She will assess its possible threat and its benefits. If Kamala Harris does as good a job on Artificial Intelligence as she has done on the border, AI will be coded in Spanish.
1st it was global warming then it was climate change and now to recruit more Republicans they're going to call it the weather rapture.
Hillary acting coy about whether she'd run if Biden bows out. It's not fair for her to keep everybody hanging.
The last winning Derby jockey refused Biden's WH invite last year, saying if he wanted to see a horses ass he'd have finished 2nd.
ABC poll says 63% of Americans say Biden is mentally unfit to be president while 37% say that's what they love about the guy.
Photos of me emceeing a Minstrel Show in the 6th grade would keep me from being president. Best I can do is Prime Minister of Canada.
-- Argus Hamilton
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Polly Ticks:
Thanks, Pookie.
pookie18:
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You're welcome, Polly Ticks!
Jimino:
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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