The following is my proposed platform for my (hypothetical) run for President of the United States.
I'm a 75-year-old male Anglo-Saxon protestant Natural Born Citizen of the United States of America with at least eleven ancestors who came here on the Mayflower. I'm retired Vietnam veteran with no ties, financial or otherwise, to ANY foreign government and that has been so for an exceedingly long time.
Watching my country die is killing me so I've decided that I must run for the Presidency of the United States of America. My platform is exceedingly simple. If you choose to elect me to this office, I will dedicate myself to the following.
If the federal government is doing anything outside the boundaries prescribed for it in our constitution, I will do everything in my power to end those things and thus restore this Republic to that which our founders envisioned.
Thank you! I ask you for your support and your vote!
What do you think?
Comments or suggestions appreciated.