Texas man sentenced to life in prison after receiving 9th DWI

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 Fox News By Greg Wehner 4/20/2023

    Weatherford, Texas, man previously served prison sentences for four DWIs in Tarrant, Dallas, Rockwall and Johnson counties

A Weatherford, Texas, jury handed a sentence of life in prison to a man after he was convicted of his ninth DWI charge.

Christopher Faran Stanford, 50, pleaded guilty to felony DWI and chose to allow a jury of his Parker County peers to decide his punishment.

Stanford had eight DWIs prior to his guilty plea this week, four of which carried prison sentences in Tarrant, Dallas, Rockwall and Johnson counties, according to the Parker County District Attorney’s Office.

"His record showed that he was going to continue endangering communities throughout the Metroplex unless he was locked up," Parker County DA Jeff Swain said in a release.

More: https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-man-sentenced-to-life-in-prison-after-receiving-9th-dwi

[berdie]

Not the brightest bulb on the tree, is he?

[Kamaji]

Not the brightest bulb on the tree, is he?

Yeah, but it sounds like he was always "lit"!