Today's Toons 3/20/23

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FBI director Chris Wray said the FBI has determined the covid virus came from a lab leak in Wuhan China. So it's possible Dr. Fauci's NIH financed the Wuhan lab virus research while he invested in drug companies that would treat the virus once it escaped. He's such a shrewd investor he's now a separate division at Berkshire Hathaway.

The White House said Thursday it won't conclude that the virus came from the Wuhan lab until all 17 intelligence agencies agree. They're the same intel agencies that said Hunter's laptop was Russian disinformation. Keep watch on what the NSA says, they're the only agency I feel that truly listens to me.

Hillary Clinton is in Nashville holding a Clinton Global Initiative fundraiser at Vanderbilt, sure to rake in millions. I've given up and admire her for the sheer artistry of the stings. I'd like to shake the hand of the guy who's gathered all the evidence against Hillary, but we're not gonna dig him up for that.

The Ian Fleming Trust agreed to edit the James Bond novels written in the 1950s to more reflect both today's sensibilities and today's perils. The editing will start with the book titles. The first book title change is James Bond's most recent death-risking adventure in You Only Live Twice if Vaccinated.

President Biden in Virginia Tuesday repeated his vow to ban assault rifles. U.S. assault rifles are modeled on the famous Kalashnikvov light machine gun created by a Soviet gun maker in World War II. It's ironic that Democrats want to get rid of the only thing socialism ever produced that works.

Disney's war with Florida escalated Monday when a new law gave the state control over Disney World. That day, the park's It's a Small World attraction added dolls in wheelchairs for inclusivity. At last animatronic figures that can't walk up stairs won't be limited to Joe Biden in the Hall of Presidents.

President Biden gave an inspirational speech Sunday on the historic bridge at Selma, Alabama, the scene of past epic civil rights struggles. However while departing he stumbled going up the steps to Air Force One for the third time. Biden will never get his hands on my gun because I store it upstairs.

The Academy Awards telecast producer announced this year's ceremony will include a crisis team that will handle any sudden problems during the awards show. Why kill the excitement? The Oscars allow you to see the most number of stars in one place without having to donate to the Democratic Party.

Walgreens announced it won't sell abortion pills in states where abortion is banned. The next day, Governor Gavin Newsom pulled all state business from Walgreens and said Walgreens is no longer welcome in California. San Francisco residents will have to do the smash-and-grabs at Rite Aid.

Joe Biden could be the 1st president to have a season named after him, Fall.

We need to do everything we can to help the mentally ill without allowing them to run for president.

Academy Awards producers are reportedly worried the ceremony will draw low ratings due to stars using the stage as a political platform in the past. I hope Oscar night spotlights glamour and movie magic and not political issues. Hollywood should stick to doing what it does best, cocaine and each other.

I'm certainly not opposed to invading Mexico. After all, turnabout is fair play.

Politico reported that some Democrats are urging Al Gore to run for president in 2024 if Biden bows out. Al is always saying the level of pollution in our oceans has become intolerable, and he may be right. Last week, I opened a can of sardines and they were covered in oil and the fish were dead.

Governor Gavin Newsom pulled all California state pharmacy business from Walgreens after the chain agreed not to sell abortion pills where they are banned. Michael Moore called for a nationwide boycott of Walgreens and announced he's going on a thirty-minute hunger strike. He'll never make it.

Dr. Fauci went on Fox News Thursday to deny he excluded CDC's Robert Redfield from a call to discuss the origins of Covid. The same day, potential 2024 Democratic presidential challenger Gavin Newsom revealed tests showed he has Covid. Jill Biden sent Gavin a message urging him to stay positive.

-- Argus Hamilton




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[Polly Ticks]

Thanks, Pookie.

[Jimino]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

[pookie18]

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You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, Jimino!

[Smokin Joe]

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[verga]

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[pookie18]

Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!

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[Cyber Liberty]

Made it to Monday!  Thanks for the Toons and Argus Extras,
Pookie!!

[pookie18]

Made it to Monday!  Thanks for the Toons and Argus Extras,
Pookie!!

You're welcome, CL!