The 2024 GOP Primary’s Fredocon Lane
Kurt Schlichter
| Mar 02, 2023
They’re smart, not dumb like everyone says – they’re smart and they want respect. In a time where we need a wartime consigliere, we instead have a bunch of Fredos testing the waters for a presidential run on a tired platform of principled failure. It’s like the last couple decades never happened, like the world never turned upside down and the country we thought we knew turned into something quasi-fascist and full-out freakish. It's like they learned nothing from the election of Donald Trump, except to bury their fat heads in the sand.
And it’s not just one guy doing it. It’s a bunch of them, all crowding into the GOP primary’s Fredo lane, ready to divvy up that 2% of the GOP base that reads David French unironically and thinks that if we only turn the other cheek to our commie enemies, all will be well. And they are not talking about the cheeks by their pieholes.
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https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2023/03/02/the-2024-gop-primarys-fredocon-lane-n2620016The Fredos are a bunch of dorky white dudes who all suck and who generally suck in the same way. Where is the diversity? Can’t we have just one differently-abled non-binary lesbian Hindu of color who also thinks that as principled conservatives we are morally obligated to submit to serfdom presided over by our feudal cultural and corporate overlords? Because this GOP subset sausage party of mentally defective losers sure thinks we are.
