‘Aggressive cow’ terrorizes students in Pennsylvania college town, police respond

[Kamaji]

‘Aggressive cow’ terrorizes students in Pennsylvania college town, police respond

By Timothy H.J. Nerozzi, Fox News
June 27, 2023

An “aggressive cow” was reported on the campus of a Pennsylvania college this week, alarming students, staff and locals as it trotted about town.

Kutztown University students received a warning on Sunday that the dangerous bovine was running loose through the area and were instructed to steer clear of the animal.

“All should stay away from cow. The animal is not safe to approach,” a Kutztown University Police Department alert said Sunday.

The notice, titled “Avoid North Campus: Aggressive Cow – DO NOT APPROACH” was sent Sunday after the police were notified of the animal around 7:15 p.m.

Footage captured by witness Aaron Merkel from the driver’s seat of his car shows the cow trotting through town. The animal was pursued by Kutztown police as it made its way down Main Street.

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Source:  https://nypost.com/2023/06/27/aggressive-cow-on-the-loose-near-kutztown-university/

[deb]

Oh yes, that’s a real scary “dangerous bovine”. 

[sneakypete]

THERE is a headline I never expected to read.

[roamer_1]

 

It's a cow.

[Smokin Joe]

Was it Mad or something?

In college, driving down the Shenandoah Valley from New Market, I had a half dozen fellow students in the car. One, from New York started hollering "Stop the car!! STOP THE CAR!!".

I thought there was a 'cherry' off a cigarette burning her or between the seat and her tender bits, so I pulled over and shut it down, and fast.

"LOOK!!", she said, "COWS!", pointing out into a field in amazement.
It turned out she had never seen a cow outside of a petting zoo...
It was a quick indoctrination that the experiences some of us take for granted just aren't universal.

[PeteS in CA]

Is the cow named Karen or Kevin?

[Kamaji]

Is the cow named Karen or Kevin?

[sneakypete]

@Kamaji

Maybe she was named "Hillary",and they SHOULD have been running?