You know, I like balloons. They're fun, right? They float through the air (waving hands), just floating, going wherever they want to go. Of course, some balloons are actually controlled by the Chinese, but that's okay. I like the Chinese, too. (giggles) But balloons are fun. You know who really likes balloons? Dogs! Right? (uncontrollable cackling) They like to chase them and try to bite them. You know who eats dogs? The Chinese!! When I see a Chinese spy balloon floating over America, I wonder if a dog would like to try to catch it. I wouldn't want that! (cackle). The Chinese might get mad if your dog caught one of their spy balloons, right? (More uncontrollable cackling). I think I'd like some chow mein right now.