Today's Toons 1/30/23

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Having a good January. Just 2 more payments and those dozen eggs are mine.

Attorney General Merrick Garland named a Special Counsel to investigate classified documents stored in Biden's garage and his China funded policy center. Some of Biden's stuff apparently got mixed up with other Chinese stuff. On the paper's back side of my fortune cookie are our nuclear codes.

President Biden's documents scandal was first revealed by CNN and NBC News last week, not by conservative outlets. I sense a woke purge of old white men. I don't want to say his own party wants to take him down but if President Biden were a statue, he'd be sitting on a horse in a Confederate uniform.

ABC's Women of the View on Thursday hypothesized that the classified documents found in Joe Biden's garage had been planted there by Trump supporters. There were funnier reactions than that. Kamala Harris may have jumped the gun by announcing she'll run for re-election as president in 2024.

ABC's Women of the View speculated Thursday that Republicans or Trump supporters may have planted the classified documents in Biden's home. What on earth is the big deal? The Chinese have known for two years that Joe Biden's secret code numbers to launch a nuclear attack are 1967-Corvette.

Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg faced more travel chaos Wednesday as every airline flight in America had to be canceled due to a computer shutdown. Hundreds of thousands of travelers were stuck in airport lounges. It gave CNN their most number of viewers since the 1991 Bombing of Baghdad.

Pete Buttiegieg struggled to explain the third major air travel shutdown on his watch going back to last Memorial Day. He denied any blame. It seems pointless for Americans to blame the air travel shutdown on the FAA when the cause was so obviously trans-phobia, climate change and racist runways.

So far in the garage, DOJ agents have found Barack's birth certificate, Cuties on Blu Ray & Joe Biden's brain in a jar.

President Biden took on the NRA Monday at an MLK Holiday breakfast at the White House. Joe shouted that gun rights advocates can't take on the U.S. government with assault rifles, he said they are going to need fighter jets and nuclear weapons. Then, I swear, he praised Dr. King as a man of peace.

The Justice Department said Monday five more secret documents were found at Biden's home in Delaware. Hunter also lived in the house and might have hosted business partners there. The FBI dusted the documents for fingerprints and only found Joe's and an awful lot of marks made by chopsticks.

President Biden told reporters he didn't know that classified documents from his vice presidential years were stored in his D.C. policy office for six years and acted angry that anyone would think he'd knowingly break the law. Republicans say Joe is just playing dumb, but they're wrong. He's not playing.

Attorney General Merrick Garland named a Special Counsel to probe Biden having U.S. classified documents in his garage. Joe insisted our nation's classified secrets are safe, locked in his garage next to his Corvette. The CIA must be terrified that China could get their hands on a garage door opener.

The Hollywood Reporter reported that the Golden Globes Awards drew outrage in the comments section from viewers disgusted by the vulgarity and political posturing. One rap star strutted onto the red carpet wearing jewelry to show off how rich he is. He was wearing a dozen eggs around his neck.

The White House reported Friday that President Biden will deliver his State of the Union speech to a joint session of Congress in the House Chamber on February 7th. That's a little early on the calendar. The State of the Union speech was moved up a few weeks to make sure it was delivered by him.

Democrats have a lot of nerve taking down Confederate statues while deploying Stonewall Jackson to be their White House Press Secretary.

The World Economic Forum convened in Davos where socialist billionaires plot to shape the world's future. In opening remarks the WEF founder declared in a heavy German accent that we must master the future. Next came the report from the 2023 Planning Commission, comprised of Goldfinger, Blofeld and Doctor No.

Alec Baldwin indicted for involuntary manslaughter. I fully stand behind Alec. It's a lot safer than standing in front of him.

It's so cold in Delaware tonight the entire Biden family is huddled around their burner phones.

Judge dismisses Trump suit against Hillary, saying anyone who watches TV knows there was Trump-Russia collusion.

President Biden in California Thursday denied all wrongdoing in the mishandling of classified documents. Biden's presidency is reeling from the discovery of three sets of top secret papers stored illegally at three locations. The Washington, D.C. establishment agrees it's time to impeach Trump again.

-- Argus Hamilton




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[Smokin Joe]

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[verga]

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[pookie18]

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[Jimino]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for today's toons!

[roamer_1]

mornin' @pookie18 

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks!

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for today's toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, as ever, Jimino!

[pookie18]

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