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Today's Toons 1/16/23
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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

Today President Biden heads to the border, like a Walmart greeter.

The 4000 page spending bill is being flown to St Croix so Biden can sign it. Republicans hope it's being flown by Southwest Airlines.

Airports forced to hire extra security to guard thousands of stranded bags from Sam Brinton.

This is your daily reminder that climate change was invented by Bond villains to take over the world.

10 years ago social media was an escape from the Real World. Today the Real World is an escape from social media.

Biden returns to the US icebox deeply tanned. It's such bad taste I'm starting to root for him just for his entertainment value.

In 1997 Barbara Walters created "The View," but hopefully she'll be remembered for the good things she did.

Michelle Obama confessed to a TV panel there were times in her marriage she couldn't stand her husband Barack Obama. His likeability goes in cycles with people. During a low point in his presidency in 2011, Barack was so unpopular even Kenya was claiming he was born in the United States.

This Winter has caused so many deaths from illness and blizzards that Republicans are worried about all the new Democratic voters.

The new GOP Speaker gets to wear the ceremonial Buffalo horns while sitting in Nancy Pelosi's office.

If you see puffs of smoke in the sky coming from the US Capitol today, it means either they've elected a new Speaker or there's an event being sponsored by the January 6th Reenactment Committee.

If liars' pants really caught on fire, watching the news would be a LOT more fun.

It's disgusting to see people blaming unexpected deaths on vaccines when they're easily explained by climate change or racism.

Angry partisans packed the House Chamber Friday demanding re-votes till they go their way. I love these January 6th reenactments.

During McCarthy's swearing in Pelosi managed to keep a stiff upper lip, a tightly stretched forehead and unnaturally arched eyebrows.

The House battle was so close all week, Kevin McCarthy is now Squeaker of the House.

Biden went to the border today and ordered 2 soft shell tacos and a chalupa.

The FBI seizes top secret papers at the Biden Center at the University of Pennsylvania. It's a 4 story building, but in Joe's honor the elevator does't go all the way to the top.

Joe to discuss border security with Mexico and Canada today. There are so many Canadians in LA it hardly feels like Mexico anymore.

The new Prius includes built-in virtue signals. We know what matters to our drivers.

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Re: Today's Toons 1/16/23
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2023, 12:21:49 pm »
Thank you Pookie
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
�More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.�-Woody Allen
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Re: Today's Toons 1/16/23
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2023, 12:24:26 pm »
Thanks, pookie!
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Today's Toons 1/16/23
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2023, 01:00:54 pm »
Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, Verga!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/16/23
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2023, 01:01:15 pm »
Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, Smokin Joe!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/16/23
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2023, 01:20:46 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/16/23
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2023, 02:40:50 pm »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 1/16/23
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2023, 05:15:47 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

You're welcome, as always, Jimino!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/16/23
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2023, 05:16:17 pm »
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, as ever, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/16/23
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2023, 05:45:23 pm »
Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/16/23
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2023, 06:42:22 pm »
Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!!

You're welcome, CL!