I'm still waiting for this guy:
Keith Russell Judd (born May 23, 1958) is an American convicted criminal and perennial candidate for political office. His nicknames include "Dark Priest" and "Mtr. President". He claims to have run for President of the United States in every election since 1996. ... As a perennial candidate, Judd has thrice run for president in the Democratic Party's primaries, in 2008, 2012 and 2016. Each time Judd has managed to qualify to be included on the ballot of at least one Democratic Party primary or caucus. ...
WikipediaNow that he's out of prison, however, he may have other things on his mind, like reporting to his parole officer.