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With All The Female M&M's Off In Their Own Bag, Male M&M's Finally Enjoying Some Peace And Quiet

U.S. — Male M&M's everywhere rejoiced after the announcement by Mars, Inc. that the female M&M's are getting their own bag.

According to sources, the red, yellow, blue, and orange M&M's are hoping this means they can finally get a little rest and relaxation, lounge around all day, and just hang out with the bros without being nagged to death.

"Yeah! Um, 'Empowered Women Empower Women' or whatever it is, right guys?!" said the Red M&M. "It's more important than ever to support women and give them their own space and stuff. And... I guess us boys having our own bag to stretch out in that's chatter and drama-free is pretty nice too."

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