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Kevin McCarthy has lost more ballots than a Democratic poll worker in a Swing State.

Say what you will about the chaos in Congress but you must admit we've gone 3 whole days without spending trillions of dollars.

It's been 2 years since Our Democracy was imperiled by a meandering crowd in the Capitol taking selfies. We nearly lost everything.

Joe Biden goes to the border Sunday. He's there to cut the tape at the grand opening.

I applied for a bank loan in T shirt and sweat pants. Zelinsky went to Congress in the same outfit and came away with $44 billion.

Tomorrow hundreds will gather at the base of the sprawling windmill farm west of Palm Springs for the free reindeer meat.

The Justice Department admitted Thursday that illegal immigration will increase dramatically if Title 42 restrictions are lifted. Over two hundred thousand illegal aliens crossed the border into the U.S. in November alone. A four-car crash was reported in El Paso Friday, eighty-six are confirmed dead.

Donald Trump's tax returns were released by House Democrats using their last days in power to try to nail Trump for good. So far they've tried two impeachments, an FBI raid, a porn star, a Russia hoax and a House criminal referral. In order to pursue Trump, you must have a law degree from Acme.

House Democrats released Trump's tax returns in a last effort to sic the IRS on him. This could work. Trump caused no insurrection, never colluded with Russia, didn't undercut Biden's candidacy by asking about Hunter's graft in the Ukraine, but God forbid you claim that extra bedroom as an office.

Dr. Fauci leaped back onto the Sunday news shows last week saying that we are still in the middle of the pandemic. Never fear. The scientists at CDC working in collaboration with the pharmaceutical industry have made such giant progress in the last three years, there's hardly one healthy American left.

Congress is trying to push through a $1.7 trillion budget bill this week. It builds a Michelle Obama Hiking Trail in Georgia and a Pelosi Building in San Francisco. The Democrats rejected my idea for a national children's park in Oklahoma where little boys could play Cowboys and Elizabeth Warren.

Ukraine's President Zelensky was lauded by the mainstream media during his visit to the White House. However casual the guy dresses, I shouldn't make fun of Zelensky for showing up to meet Joe Biden in a t-shirt and sweat pants. Someone in the Biden Administration stole his luggage at the airport.

Whoopi Goldberg set off a firestorm Friday telling an interviewer that black people living in the Third Reich had it worse under Hitler than anybody else did. It just never ends. Whoopi is set to demand reparations from Germany for disrespecting black people by focusing so much on Jewish people.

Relaxing on the beach in St. Croix gives Biden a much needed break from relaxing on the beach in Delaware.

-- Argus Hamilton