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Today's Toons 1/2/23
« on: January 02, 2023, 11:40:52 am »
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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

President Biden attended a Toys for Tots event to help thousands of poor kids receive a toy from Santa, the money raised buying thousands of toys from retail toy stores. It just drew more suspicions of Biden graft. Hunter Biden's love child is only four years old and already he's on the board at Toys R Us.

Jan 6 Tribunal refer Trump for prosecution citing a 14th Amendment article written to keep Confederate officers from running for office. The Dems didn't stop there. They also want Florida, New Jersey & California to tear down all the statues of Trump at his golf courses

Elon Musk ran a Twitter election on whether he should step down and it was great fishing. He caught 6 bots and a Nigerian Prince.

I'm not saying the January 6th Committee was an Inquisition but the final report will be printed in Spanish.

Next week President Biden is scheduled to visit the capital of Mexico if he can figure out if it's Los Angeles or San Antonio.

Sacramento family reunited with missing dog after a year-found in Kansas. Even the dogs are leaving California.

Chicago was buried by a blizzard today, delaying hundreds of murders.

President Biden said the U.S. is set to vote Ukraine another $45 billion in aid, bringing the total to $100 billion to defeat the Russians. How evil is Putin? Zelensky has banned all opposition political parties, shut down the free press, jailed priests and outlawed the Orthodox Church, and he's the good guy.

President Biden gave a Christmas address to the nation Thursday and urged Americans to help those in need. He practices what he preaches. The day before, Ukraine President Zelensky met Biden at the White House and asked Joe for ten billion dollars, and Biden said, sure, what's your name?

Sam Bankman Fried got out of jail in DC today, but it was a day late. Zelensky already made off with everything.

Zelensky told Congress he's fighting for democracy. It's always best to start your speech with a joke to get the crowd on your side.

After reading how the FBI monitors Twitter posts I disconnected my home alarm system and I put up a Trump 2024 sign out on my front lawn. And now FBI agents are parked across the street watching my house day & night. I never felt safer and it saves me $49.95 a month.

It's that time of year when Greta Thunberg stops carping about global warming and starts carping about climate change.

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Offline Jimino

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Re: Today's Toons 1/2/23
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2023, 12:09:03 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
Pray, hope and don't worry.
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Re: Today's Toons 1/2/23
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2023, 12:15:25 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, Jimino!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/2/23
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2023, 12:54:36 pm »
Thank you Pookie
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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Re: Today's Toons 1/2/23
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2023, 12:57:20 pm »
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/2/23
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2023, 01:06:53 pm »
Thanks, pookie! Great batch today! :seeya:
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Today's Toons 1/2/23
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2023, 01:24:40 pm »
Thanks, pookie! Great batch today! :seeya:

You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/2/23
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2023, 02:49:27 pm »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 1/2/23
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2023, 04:17:35 pm »
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, as ever, Polly Ticks!