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December 31, 2022
Disturbed to the nth degree: men now inserting frozen tomato paste cubes for a mock ‘fem cycle’
By Olivia Murray

At this point, can we please, please admit that ‘transgender’ ideations are a debilitating mental health crisis? Think we’ve finally seen the perversion through to the end? Think these people can’t get any more debauched and twisted? ‘Hold my beer,’ they say.

If you think I’m being dramatic, let me explain; and fair warning, the material is beyond gross. Posted to Twitter by conservative influencer Ashley St. Clair were screenshots from some sort of online chat forum. The author of the first post is obviously a male pretending to be a female and solicits “advice” from the community’s members on how to take his “fem cycle to the next level.” It turns out this aberrant behavior is not an anomaly because the original author received a flurry of responses from fellow men who also mock menstruation. Some of the “advice” included:

    Frozen V8 popsicles you make with molds for bottled water from Walmart. Hope this helps.

    I take several Correctal woman’s [sic] laxatives at the start of my period. This always leads to cramps and you don’t know exactly when they will occur. Sometimes they wake me up in the middle of the night. I have also had accidents in my pad when I did not make it to the toilet fast enough. To simulate the bloating, I drink lots of water. Keeps [me] heading to the toilet very frequently, where I have the opportunity to change my protection [feminine hygiene products].

    Use period tracker lite app on iPhone to mark the cycle. It warns one several days ahead of projected start…. I have used tomato juice frozen cylindrical cubes… sometimes just squirt some ketchup packets from fast food place onto pad for added sensation in panties….

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All those shrinks, and people seem less mentally healthy than ever.  :pondering:
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Probably the same people constantly harping on us not to waste food.  :whistle:
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Wonder how they will handle menopause…
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I was born male, raised a male, lived a male life and I'll certainly die a male.

What was the one thing that makes me grateful for all that?  No periods.
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I was born male, raised a male, lived a male life and I'll certainly die a male.

What was the one thing that makes me grateful for all that?  No periods.
Seriously. Count your blessings.
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This is about as nutty as it gets.


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Don't order pizza from them. Just don't.

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This article rates a Fishrrman:
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I was born male, raised a male, lived a male life and I'll certainly die a male.

What was the one thing that makes me grateful for all that?  No periods.
While we guys go through some changes in life, I just don't see them as anywhere near as profound as the changes in a woman's body/biochemistry from childhood to old age.
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No apologies, no regrets, I'm quite happy to be male.

Ditto

BTW, I showed several women this article and their reaction was like ours.
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Ditto

BTW, I showed several women this article and their reaction was like ours.

No doubt.  Of all the things to enjoy about being a woman, that is NOT one. 
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No doubt.  Of all the things to enjoy about being a woman, that is NOT one.

And that’s how you can tell this is a mental illness.
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And that’s how you can tell this is a mental illness.
Exactly.
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I let my wife know when i'm manstrating. Symptoms include crankiness, excessive gas, tendency to make snorting noises...

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This topic is still alive?

Aren't many I won't venture into, but mens has to be one of them.   **nononono*
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So, I should hoard ketchup and pasta sauce before the impending shortages?
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Aren't many I won't venture into, but mens has to be one of them.   **nononono*

Yep, Hard pass for me too. 
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So, I should hoard ketchup and pasta sauce before the impending shortages?
If you live in San Francisco or some such place, perhaps.
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Yep, Hard pass for me too.

Then I say we keep it going, until the end of time.

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Then I say we keep it going, until the end of time.

Yes.  This thread has that "feel."
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Anything women can do men can do better?