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Today's Toons 12/26/22
« on: December 26, 2022, 11:54:55 am »




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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

The New York Post published a news report from intercepted Russian intelligence which disclosed that Putin fell down a flight of stairs in the presidential residence last weekend, landed on his ass and soiled himself, amid increasing health woes. I can only see one flaw in this story. They misspelled Biden.

So we send a 100B to Ukraine to fight Russia then give Russia an arms dealer for a basketball player. This is why we can't have nice things.

I have a theory why Biden freed Viktor Bout. He has 87,000 new IRS agents to arm.

The White House was confronted about President Biden's calling Georgia's voting law restrictive after a record turnout re-elected Democrat Raphael Warnock on Tuesday. It was a lot closer than expected. Due to a computer glitch in Fulton County, some of Warnock's votes were only counted once.

Inflation is so bad Dollar Tree just changes name to Tree Fifty.

Elon Musk took a cannonade of abuse from the Democrat-Media-Hollywood cartel for opening up Twitter to free speech. Elon posted that he's worried about assassination attempts. It so happens that Hillary Clinton is now teaching an online Master Class titled How to Make It Look like an Accident.

John Fetterman will appear in a Netflix movie next month and it's not their Addams Family reboot.

Hunter's love child is only 4 and already he's on the board at Toys R Us.

Hollywood thinks that socialism means sharing your coke with whoever you meet in the bathroom.

Now Nancy Pelosi wants to create an NFT as Wonder Woman, but she can't find her Golden Lasso. Her husband is tied up with it.

I hear that President Biden now want to issue his own NFT trading card, but he's terrified that they'll put his career stats on it.

Inflation is so bad we can't even get a fair deal on a prisoner exchange.

Polls show 64% of Democrats don't want Biden to run for re election, but that number could change as more votes are found.

Argentina won the World Cup final game today in Dr. Fauci's favorite period, sudden death.

Miss Manners notes the recent sharp decline in etiquette and social manners in public. However last week in L.A., I hopped on the bus to go pick up my car in service. Just when I'm on the verge of thinking that all chivalry is dead, I saw an elderly woman stand up and give her seat to a pregnant man.

Politico reports Joe Biden snapped angrily at aides over how the media always dwells on how old he is. It's okay, a huge number of Americans have followed Joe's career for fifty years, and we just laugh at signs of aging. I'm not saying Joe Biden is old, but he's starting to plagiarize his own speeches.

The State Department listed the countries that might detain Americans and try to swap them for terrorists like Russia did for arms merchant Victor Boot. We never win these swaps. Last week the U.S. secured the release of WNBA player Brittney Griner in exchange for someone who can actually shoot.

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Re: Today's Toons 12/26/22
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2022, 01:30:38 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/26/22
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2022, 02:11:31 pm »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/26/22
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2022, 02:19:08 pm »
Thanks, Pookie.  I hope you had a blessed Christmas.
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Re: Today's Toons 12/26/22
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2022, 02:26:36 pm »
Quote from: Jimino on December 26, 2022, 01:30:38 pm
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/26/22
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2022, 02:27:14 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on December 26, 2022, 02:11:31 pm
Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/26/22
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2022, 02:27:55 pm »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on December 26, 2022, 02:19:08 pm
Thanks, Pookie.  I hope you had a blessed Christmas.

You're welcome, as always & thanks, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/26/22
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2022, 06:42:00 pm »
Thanks for the Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!  I can't wait for the end-of-year poll!!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/26/22
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2022, 07:01:11 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on December 26, 2022, 06:42:00 pm
Thanks for the Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!  I can't wait for the end-of-year poll!!

My pleasure, as ever, CL!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/26/22
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2022, 07:27:12 pm »
Thank you, Mr. Pookie.

Paul got my vote in 1988.

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Re: Today's Toons 12/26/22
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2022, 07:43:38 pm »
Quote from: Hoodat on December 26, 2022, 07:27:12 pm
Thank you, Mr. Pookie.

Paul got my vote in 1988.



You're welcome, Hoodat!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/26/22
« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2022, 09:15:12 pm »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 12/26/22
« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2022, 09:21:05 pm »
Quote from: verga on December 26, 2022, 09:15:12 pm
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/26/22
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2022, 09:47:38 pm »
Good morning (this afternoon) @pookie18
Sorry I'm late...  :seeya:
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Re: Today's Toons 12/26/22
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2022, 11:56:20 am »
Quote from: roamer_1 on December 26, 2022, 09:47:38 pm
Good morning (this afternoon) @pookie18
Sorry I'm late...  :seeya:

Mornin', @roamer_1
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