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Offline rangerrebew

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Coming soon: Climate change causes ice ages too
« on: December 24, 2022, 02:52:20 pm »
Coming soon: Climate change causes ice ages too
Right after it happens: scientists discover Climate Change *may* cause extreme cold

Today, just in time for the Big US Freeze comes the soft sell junk science stories suggesting that Global Warming is responsible.

In ten years time, if the world cools, and the thermometer adjustments can’t hide the frosts, the snow, and the cherries that don’t ripen, don’t think for a minute that the climate modeling Gods, the banker cartels, or the Church of Carbon will admit they were wrong. The bait and switch will go where-ever the weather does, and if we get an ice age, well carbon emissions will have caused that too.

The “climate fear” message just needs some tweaking and here it comes: Man-made CO2 warms the air but apparently it also shifts the jet streams which causes all that hot air in the Arctic to rush south and freeze Florida. But  in 2008 the climate experts said the opposite. Back then climate change was causing jet streams to move towards the poles, “which fitted the predictions of climate models”. See how it works? They can never be wrong.

One day the increased snow will keep the northern reaches permanently iced over, and next thing you know the Little Ice Age is back, and it’s all because you didn’t catch the bus. Climate change will cause ice ages.

Research suggests all sorts of things to suggestive people:

https://joannenova.com.au/2022/12/coming-soon-climate-change-causes-ice-ages-too/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=coming-soon-climate-change-causes-ice-ages-too
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Offline The_Reader_David

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Re: Coming soon: Climate change causes ice ages too
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2022, 03:19:02 pm »
That's not "coming soon".  Long before the global warming hysteria started, one of the serious theories about the causation of ice ages was that a warm period caused enough ice melt in the Arctic that thermohaline circulation in the North Atlantic shut down.  With the Gulf Stream no longer warming Europe, snow fall on land increases and stays longer because of lack of warmth moved from the tropics, the albedo of the Northern Hemisphere increases and the ice age is on.
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Re: Coming soon: Climate change causes ice ages too
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2022, 11:26:23 pm »
Considering trillions of watts of energy being tapped from major air currents by windfarms, I'd be more likely to blame shifting jet streams on that than upon CO2.
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