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Today's Toons 12/19/22
« on: December 19, 2022, 11:13:05 am »




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Elon Musk drew the wrath of the mainstream media Sunday after he released Twitter documents exposing how Twitter and the Biden campaign suppressed Hunter Biden’s laptop revelations. It’s so hard to draw the line today. Kanye West is a white supremacist and Elon Musk is an African American.

CBS News reported on the culture war in public schools over the teaching of Critical Race Theory. The governor of Louisiana has just banned the teaching of Critical Rice Theory in public schools. It teaches that white rice is toxic, brown rice is nutritious and that wild rice should be granted cashless bail.

Governor Gavin Newsom is set to receive recommendations from his Reparations Advisory Board which is reportedly pushing for California to pay two hundred thirty-three thousand per slavery descendant in the state. I strongly believe in reparations. If you voted for Biden, you owe me gas money.

Elon Musk kicked Antifa off Twitter Thursday for using the platform to try to incite riots in major cities. Antifa issued a warning that in reprisal the group may attack the Tesla dealership in Seattle. The good news is, they won’t have to set the electric cars on fire, since they already do that on their own.

President Biden traveled to Boston on Friday to meet with the visiting Prince William and Duchess Kate, in the U.S. engaged in environmental activism. It’s a religion whose god is more government. In 1949, the year Al Gore was born, there were 9,000 polar bears in existence and today only 36,000 remain.

George Clooney was a recipient of the John F. Kennedy Center Honors Sunday at the Kennedy Opera House in DC. Clooney's award raised eyebrows because he often jokes that he's slept with way too many women ever to run for president. Look, we're either honoring Jack Kennedy or we're not.

NY Times on strike, putting millions of Americans at risk of thinking for themselves.

The White House announced Thursday the U.S. swapped imprisoned arms dealer Viktor Bout for WNBA star Brittney Griner. President Biden addressed reporters when the swap was finalized and described Boot as the Merchant of Death. Not only has Dr. Fauci retired, he has been stripped of his title.

Mexico just realized if they can arrest and jail Don Lemon they can get El Chapo back in a prisoner swap with Biden.

The US has secured the return of WNBA player Britney Griner, in exchange for someone who can actually shoot.

The First Family posted photos of all presents under the White House Holiday Tree. Guess who's not getting a laptop for Christmas.

Terrible trade. Viktor Bout is a much better outside shooter.

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Re: Today's Toons 12/19/22
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2022, 11:56:43 am »
Thanks, pookie!

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Elon Musk kicked Antifa off Twitter Thursday for using the platform to try to incite riots in major cities. Antifa issued a warning that in reprisal the group may attack the Tesla dealership in Seattle. The good news is, they won’t have to set the electric cars on fire, since they already do that on their own.

But if they did, they'd use petrol bombs (Molotov cocktails).
Those wacky Leftists just can't get away from fossil fuels...
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Today's Toons 12/19/22
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2022, 01:05:55 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
Pray, hope and don't worry.
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Re: Today's Toons 12/19/22
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2022, 02:49:02 pm »
Spot on.  Thank you, Mr. Pookie.

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Re: Today's Toons 12/19/22
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2022, 03:55:59 pm »
Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/19/22
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2022, 04:56:36 pm »
Thanks, pookie!

But if they did, they'd use petrol bombs (Molotov cocktails).
Those wacky Leftists just can't get away from fossil fuels...

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!

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Re: Today's Toons 12/19/22
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2022, 04:57:20 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, Jimino!

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Re: Today's Toons 12/19/22
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2022, 04:58:25 pm »
Spot on.  Thank you, Mr. Pookie.



You're welcome, as always, Hoodat!

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Re: Today's Toons 12/19/22
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2022, 04:58:51 pm »
Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!

My pleasure, as ever, CL!

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Re: Today's Toons 12/19/22
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2022, 07:05:07 pm »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 12/19/22
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2022, 10:32:01 pm »
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!