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Today's Toons 12/12/22
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President Biden spent Thanksgiving deciding whether he’ll run again in 2024. He’s up against an endless war in Ukraine, a violent crime wave, high food prices, high gas prices, and a daily flood of illegal aliens pouring across the border. Worse than all that, Hunter wants a new laptop for Christmas.

Donald Trump celebrated Thanksgiving with his family at Mar-a-Lago while deciding if he will accept Elon Musk’s offer to rejoin Twtter. The former president is now touting his foreign policy. Trump’s the only president in my life who hasn’t started a war unless you count the Women of the View.

Nancy Pelosi returned to San Francisco for Thanksgiving after announcing her retirement from House Leadership. Nancy’s been in Congress thirty years earning an annual salary of two hundred thousand dollars and today she’s worth two hundred million dollars. Who’s her accountant, Dominion?

The Northern Hemisphere is so cold this week Greta Thunberg just took it all back.

The White House faces a split Congress this year with a possible tie in the Senate and a thin GOP margin in the House. It’s like that everywhere. In the World Cup Friday, the U.S. and England played to a 0-0 tie, but we won’t know the final score till Arizona finishes counting the goals in early December.

Hollywood’s Alyssa Milano announced Friday she is staging a protest against white supremacy by selling her Tesla and buying a Volkswagen instead. It got a huge laugh because the actress had no idea that the VW was created by Adolf Hitler. It’s the first peaceful day Kanye West has had in a month.

China protestors demanded overthrow of the communist government after officials refused to let people out of a locked down burning building. The Chinese government is threatening citizens with imprisonment if they don’t do exactly as they are told. Biden is claiming victory in spreading his policies.

The White House indicated a willingness to pay climate reparations to underdeveloped nations Friday as penance for our overuse of the earth. This was agreed at the World Climate Summit in Cairo. Delegates arrived in Egypt aboard eight hundred private jets to tell you to ride your bike to work.

A man was arrested in California today carrying 8 pounds of heroin and a plastic sack. Hes been charged with possession of a plastic sack.

GMA ratings soar after news 2 co-hosts in an affair. Not to be outdone Today Show invites Matt Lauer back as host.

I strongly believe in reparations. If you voted for Joe Biden, you owe me gas money.

Taylor Swift decided to put out new versions of her old releases every few months. She got the idea from the Omicron Variant.

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Re: Today's Toons 12/12/22
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2022, 11:51:32 am »
Thanks, pookie!  :patriot:
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2022, 01:11:00 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2022, 01:22:34 pm »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 12/12/22
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2022, 03:31:22 pm »
Thanks, pookie!  :patriot:

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!

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« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2022, 03:31:59 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, Jimino!

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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2022, 03:32:22 pm »
Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, as always, Verga!

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Re: Today's Toons 12/12/22
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2022, 03:52:54 pm »
Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 12/12/22
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2022, 04:00:25 pm »
G'day, Poolie!!

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« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2022, 05:09:09 pm »
Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!!!

My pleasure, as ever, CL!

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