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A Thanksgiving Story
« on: November 23, 2022, 09:30:38 pm »
There was a couple who had been married for forty years.
Every morning, when they woke up,
the husband would release a really loud fart.
The wife would always say, "One of these days,
you're going to fart your guts out!"

On Thankgiving morning,
the wife got up extra early to start preparing the meal.
As she pulled the guts out of the turkey, she got an idea.
She put the guts in a pan and warmed them in the oven.
Then she went to the bedroom
and put the warm turkey guts in her husband's shorts.
She returned to the kitchen.

A while later, she heard the usual loud fart.
A few seconds after that, she heard her husband shout, "Aaaaaaagh!"

After several minutes, her husband came to the kitchen, and said,
"Honey, you were right!  It finally happened! 
I actually did fart my guts out!
But by the grace of God, and these two fingers,
I think I got them all back in!"

If all mankind minus one, were of one opinion, and only one person were of the contrary opinion,
mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person, than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind.
   -- John Stuart Mill

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