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Today's Toons 11/7/22
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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

President Biden went on TV Friday and assured the nation that inflation is still not as high as his son.

To our cousins in England, don't feel badly about having rotating Prime Ministers. It's still better than a dementia patient.

Move over Rolls Royce and Mercedes Benz. A brand-new study shows the most expensive vehicle to operate is the shopping cart.

Joe Biden gave a pre-election speech today. The pilot of the Hindenburg sounded calmer when he shouted that this is not a drill.

Critical Race Theory teaches physics students that E=MC Hammer.

Pennsylvania's progressive Democrats who control the state party were slammed by critics for pushing an addled John Fetterman through the primary over centrist Conor Lamb. While trying to answer questions in the Tuesday debate, Fettermen lost his train of thought. There were no survivors.

Ladies of the View had John Fetterman on today. It was like seeing the cast of Hocus Pocus star in a remake of Weekend at Bernie's.

The Disney Company announced it plans to back the Florida Teachers Union teaching of sexual self identity to kids and to racially and sexually diversify Disney characters. As part of the studio's new mission for ethnic diversity Disney just created a plus-sized sister for Tinker Bell. Her name is Taco Bell.

President Biden campaigned for stroke victim and Democratic Senate candidate John Fetterman in Pennsylvania Friday. He was in rare form. Biden declared gas was five dollars a gallon when he took office and the U.S. has fifty-four states. John Fetterman called it painful and embarrassing to watch.

Facebook stock crashed on Wall Street Wednesday but got little sympathy from FB users. These days you get thrown in FB jail for either posting something that is false, or posting something that is too true. The truth will always set you free, except on Facebook, where you'll get a thirty-day ban.

Centers for Disease Control Director Rochelle Walensky contracted Covid last week only a week after she'd gotten another booster vaccine shot. Pfizer insists they pre-tested the vaccine to see if it worked on people, in fact they tested it on six billion people. They didn't just test it on the eight hamsters.

I just noticed a US Mail truck parked outside the office at Forest Lawn cemetery. It's a reminder that early voting starts today.

Biden got a call today saying it was Rishi Sunak, and Joe apologized, saying he doesn't know one Jewish holiday from another.

Barack Obama joined the fall campaign to try to rescue Democrats, telling them to drop the woke agenda, end Cancel Culture and stop making every issue about race. He's dead right. Obama also asked Jeff Dunham to please stop by the White House and pick up his dummy, this isn't funny anymore.

Britain's Rishi Sunak received the seals of office from King Charles and became England's first prime minister of South Asian origin. Rishi then got President Biden on the phone. Joe Biden gave Rishi the entrance code to the White House gate then ordered chulka, spicy curry and basuni for dessert.

China's leading chipmaker fired its U.S. workers after Apple agreed to comply with Biden's order to stop importing memory chips from China. Biden's order showed extraordinary courage. Because for President Biden to cut off memory chips means that in just a few gigabytes he's going to be on his own.

Pennsylvania Senate candidate John Fetterman sounded stricken in a televised debate with Dr. Oz Tuesday. He struggled to string together coherent sentences. Republicans expressed sorrow over Democrats putting up a stroke victim like this and Democrats described his performance as presidential.

President Biden got another Covid booster shot Tuesday a month after he said the pandemic is over. Vaccines are the last thing politicians want to nag voters about now, but Big Pharma won't let up. On Thursday, Pfizer warned that a fourth booster shot may be needed for those who haven't died yet.

It's only right that Elon discharged 4 Twitter executives today with Donald Trump's 2 favorite words…you're fired!

-- Argus Hamilton



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Re: Today's Toons 11/7/22
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2022, 12:31:39 pm »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 11/7/22
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2022, 12:34:42 pm »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 11/7/22
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2022, 12:37:48 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/7/22
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2022, 03:48:17 pm »
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 11/7/22
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2022, 03:48:59 pm »
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!

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Re: Today's Toons 11/7/22
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2022, 03:53:57 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, as always, Jimino!

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Re: Today's Toons 11/7/22
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2022, 04:28:54 pm »
Whew!  The weekend's over and now we have the Monday Toons and Argus Extras! Thanks, Pookie!!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/7/22
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2022, 06:45:27 pm »
Whew!  The weekend's over and now we have the Monday Toons and Argus Extras! Thanks, Pookie!!

My pleasure, as ever, CL!

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« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2022, 06:50:12 pm »
Thank you, Mr. Pookie.  This should be a busy week for you.
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Re: Today's Toons 11/7/22
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2022, 07:10:16 pm »
G'day, Pookie!!                                                                             

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Re: Today's Toons 11/7/22
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2022, 07:29:06 pm »
Thank you, Mr. Pookie.  This should be a busy week for you.

You're welcome, Hoodat! As long as it's a busy AND happy week!

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Re: Today's Toons 11/7/22
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2022, 07:29:34 pm »
G'day, Pookie!!                                                                           

G'day, Ricebug!