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What is your favorite paraprosdokian?

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libertybele:

--- Quote from: Smokin Joe on November 04, 2022, 12:17:11 am ---Liz Warren could have had an American indian child if she'd found a guy who was brave enough.

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  :laugh:

Hoodat:
Customer:  I'm looking for some after-shave lotion.

Clerk:  Walk this way, please.

Customer:  If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need after-shave lotion.

Free Vulcan:

Khloe

Ghost Bear:

--- Quote from: jmyrlefuller on November 04, 2022, 12:14:12 am ---Time flies like a bird. Fruit flies like a banana.

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Oh, you beat me to it. If I had read this thread sooner, I would have used that one.

But on the other hand, I have different fingers.

Hoodat:

--- Quote from: Ghost Bear on November 04, 2022, 02:05:47 am ---But on the other hand, I have different fingers.

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Yes you do.

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