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What is your favorite paraprosdokian?
« on: November 04, 2022, 12:06:36 am »
poll options to be added later.
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Re: What is your favorite paraprosdokian?
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2022, 12:10:51 am »
Heck if I know. No poll options??  Trick question and poll.
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Re: What is your favorite paraprosdokian?
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2022, 12:12:40 am »
Quote from: libertybele on November 04, 2022, 12:10:51 am
Heck if I know. No poll options??  Trick question and poll.

I'll add them later.   Paraprosdokian's are hard.
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Re: What is your favorite paraprosdokian?
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2022, 12:14:12 am »
Time flies like a bird. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Re: What is your favorite paraprosdokian?
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2022, 12:17:11 am »
Liz Warren could have had an American indian child if she'd found a guy who was brave enough.
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Re: What is your favorite paraprosdokian?
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2022, 12:18:50 am »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on November 04, 2022, 12:17:11 am
Liz Warren could have had an American indian child if she'd found a guy who was brave enough.
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Re: What is your favorite paraprosdokian?
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2022, 12:58:52 am »
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Re: What is your favorite paraprosdokian?
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2022, 01:03:58 am »

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Re: What is your favorite paraprosdokian?
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2022, 02:05:47 am »
Quote from: jmyrlefuller on November 04, 2022, 12:14:12 am
Time flies like a bird. Fruit flies like a banana.

Oh, you beat me to it. If I had read this thread sooner, I would have used that one.

But on the other hand, I have different fingers.
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Re: What is your favorite paraprosdokian?
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2022, 02:24:51 am »
Quote from: Ghost Bear on November 04, 2022, 02:05:47 am
But on the other hand, I have different fingers.

Yes you do.
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Re: What is your favorite paraprosdokian?
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2022, 10:24:37 pm »
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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Re: What is your favorite paraprosdokian?
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2022, 10:28:50 pm »
I picked up a book about procrastination but I’ll read it later.
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Re: What is your favorite paraprosdokian?
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2022, 10:29:42 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on November 04, 2022, 12:06:36 am
poll options to be added later.

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Re: What is your favorite paraprosdokian?
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2022, 10:52:15 pm »
They said it was an open and shut case, so I threw away the key.
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