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Who's Running the World?
« on: November 03, 2022, 07:37:40 pm »
 
Who's Running the World?

Biden, Putin and Xi were arguing on Who's in charge of the world, 

US, Russia or China?

Without any conclusion, they turned to "Narendra Modi", the Indian Prime Minister and asked him

*Who's in Charge of the World?* 

Modi replied: "All I know is:"

1. Google CEO is an Indian.

2. Microsoft CEO is an Indian.

3. Adobe CEO is an Indian.

4. IBM CEO is an Indian

5. TWITTER CEO was an Indian (just fired)

6. Net App CEO is an Indian.

7. MasterCard CEO is an Indian.

8. DBS CEO is an Indian.

9. Novartis CEO is an Indian.

10. Diageo CEO is an Indian.

11. SanDisk CEO is an Indian.

12. Harman CEO is an Indian.

13. Micron CEO is an Indian.

14. Palo Alto Networks CEO is an Indian.

15. Reckitt Benckiser CEO is an Indian.

16. IBM CEO is an Indian.

17. Britain's Chancellor is an Indian.

18. Britain's Home Secretary is an Indian.

19. Britain's next Prime Minister will be an Indian

20. Ireland’s last Prime Minister was an Indian....

and the American Vice President is Indian.

So who's running the World?
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Re: Who's Running the World?
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2022, 07:46:01 pm »
It's not that I care that they're Indian, it's that so many seem to be commies.
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Re: Who's Running the World?
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2022, 08:49:32 pm »
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Re: Who's Running the World?
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2022, 09:00:39 pm »
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Re: Who's Running the World?
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2022, 09:35:00 pm »
Satan.
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Re: Who's Running the World?
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2022, 02:44:42 am »
Quote from: rustynail on November 03, 2022, 09:35:00 pm
Satan.
Not that I disagree, I don't, but in that one word you showed me that you weren't educated in today's school system. A child educated in today's schooled would have posted 'Satin'.
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Re: Who's Running the World?
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2022, 11:14:07 am »
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Re: Who's Running the World?
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2022, 11:26:57 am »
Will this coming century be the Chinese Century, or the Indian Century?
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