Today's Toons 10/24/22

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Michigan Senator Amy Klochubar caused eyeballs to roll when she blamed Hurricane Ian's wind and flooding damage in Florida on Governor Ron DeSantis because he doesn't believe in climate change. I see her logic. It's like what happened to Pompeii because Emperor Nero was a volcano denier.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis infuriated the environmental wing of the Democratic Party last week when he declared he doesn't worship at the climate change altar. But when Al Gore was born in 1948, there were only seven thousand polar bears. Today only twenty-five thousand polar bears remain.

Hurricane Ian spun to the Atlantic after devastating almost all of Florida with wind damage and flooding, but somehow it missed hitting Palm Beach. The AP released a photo of Mar-a-Lago showing it was untouched by the hurricane. Angry Democrats sent Ian a four-word text saying, you had ONE job.

The Washington Post initially reported Thursday that Kamala Harris's limousine was involved in a car crash on the way to work. However it turns out the vehicle only hit a curb and quickly corrected course. It was probably a drill for the 2024 Democratic Convention when the party kicks her to the curb.

President Biden flew to Florida to witness the Hurricane Ian flood destruction Wednesday and got caught joking over a hot mic using earthy language with a local official. In the clean version of his comment the president said nobody screws with a Biden. However a dozen Asian hookers would disagree.

Governor Ron DeSantis lashed out at illegal aliens shown looting stores in hurricane-struck cities Tuesday and demanded they sent back to their home countries. It may not be their fault. If they've been watching cable news the last two years, they probably think that looting is legal in the United States.

Fetterman was incoherent in NBC interview. He should be placed in the White House for 4 years to recover, that's our policy now.

Homeland Security announced Wednesday it will return illegals arriving from Venezuela to Mexico where they must stay and await legal processing. It's just too hilarious. It took Governor DeSantis flying Venezuelans up to Martha's Vineyard to get Democrats to adopt Trump's border policy.

Saturday Night Live ended dutiful obedience to leftist narrative Saturday and lampooned President Biden's gaffes and threats of Armageddon. In one day Biden pardoned potheads then warned we're on the verge of mushroom clouds. The show could only get better if Donald Trump played Alec Baldwin.

Senator Elizabeth Warren of all people demanded Monday that Columbus Day must be changed to be Indigenous Peoples Day. Liz once claimed on the campaign trail in 2020 that she was fired from a teacher's job because she was expecting a baby, but that claim turned out to be false. It was a papoose.

President Biden faced polls Monday showing most Democrats want another presidential candidate in 2024. The question is, which Democrat would take his place at the top of the ticket? Last week Kamala survived a car wreck in her limo without a scratch, sending Hillary back to the drawing board.

Herschel Walker says his grandmother was a full blooded Cherokee, but I doubt it. He looks nothing like Elizabeth Warren.

The difference between a cow and the Capitol Hill riot 19 months ago is you can only milk a cow 3 times a day.

The White House was confronted by a Gallup Poll last week which said that only twenty percent of Americans surveyed said they're satisfied with the way things are going in the United States of America. Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in New York and California.

An FBI analyst testified the FBI offered MI-6 agent Chris Steele a million dollars to confirm dirt showing Trump colluded with Russia but he couldn't. Trump did collude with Russia once. However a video of Trump laughing at a Yakov Smirnov joke at the Gridiron Dinner is not an impeachable offense.

-- Argus Hamilton




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[deb]

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[Polly Ticks]

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[Jimino]

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[Smokin Joe]

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Senator Elizabeth Warren of all people demanded Monday that Columbus Day must be changed to be Indigenous Peoples Day. Liz once claimed on the campaign trail in 2020 that she was fired from a teacher's job because she was expecting a baby, but that claim turned out to be false. It was a papoose.

Now, now, Liz could still have an Indian child, if she only met someone Brave enough...

[verga]

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[niobe527]

good morning pookie

[pookie18]

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You're welcome, debrawiest!

[pookie18]

Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, as always, Jimino!

[pookie18]

Thanks, pookie!

Now, now, Liz could still have an Indian child, if she only met someone Brave enough...

My pleasure, as ever, Smokin Joe!


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[pookie18]

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[Cyber Liberty]

Yaaay!  Moon's Daeg Toons and Argus Extras!!  Thank you, Pookie, I hope you had a good weekend!

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[pookie18]

Yaaay!  Moon's Daeg Toons and Argus Extras!!  Thank you, Pookie, I hope you had a good weekend!

My pleasure & yes, thanks, CL!

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