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Today's Toons 9/5/22
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(Thank you, cartoonist Rex May)

In Case You Missed It Dept.:

The new US flag should be green, yellow and black. That's the color bananas go.

Dr. Fauci is stepping down in December in order to spend more time with his bats.

UC Berkeley bans white students from Person of Color Co-Op & UC permits all black dorms. California's new state bird is Jim Crow.

Biden's college loan forgiveness order today affects USC. It gives Hollywood parents $20,000 in bribery relief.

Kim Kardashian stomps Hillary Clinton on a legal quiz show. Don't get cocky, Kim. Round 2 is how to get away with murders.

California bans the sale of gas cars after 2035. I get it. EVs aren't powerful enough to pull a U haul so you're trapped here.

In today's episode of Get Trump, evidence seized in the FBI raid shows that Donald Trump ripped the tag off a mattress in 1987.

Today when I first saw all the redacted pages of the FBI affidavit, I thought it was the script for Blazing Saddles 2.

Biden could lose every vote he just bought when the IRS counts student loan forgiveness as income.

At the park I saw kids screaming & calling each other racists. Their mom shook her head and told me they were playing Cable News.

Bill Clinton sat next to Dr. Ruth at the US Open. It's unclear what they talked about but cigars were exchanged.

President Biden to address the nation from Independence Hall in Philadelphia. Hunter heard there was crack in the Liberty Bell.

FBI Special Agent Tim Thibault resigned Monday for covering up for Hunter's laptop just before the 2020 election. He became the 6th FBI agent exposed trying to sabotage Trump. These agents now have stars on the wall with their names under them in the CNN lobby.

-- Argus Hamilton

"Some say it sounded better in the original German."

-- Reader of The Gateway Pundit in response to Biden's "speech"



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Re: Today's Toons 9/5/22
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2022, 10:59:25 am »
LOL!  @pookie18

Thank you!  Thought my Labor Day holiday was going to be without your Toons!    :thud:
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Re: Today's Toons 9/5/22
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2022, 12:01:12 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/5/22
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2022, 12:57:55 pm »
LOL!  @pookie18

Thank you!  Thought my Labor Day holiday was going to be without your Toons!    :thud:

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Re: Today's Toons 9/5/22
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2022, 12:58:26 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, Jimino!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/5/22
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2022, 02:39:40 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 9/5/22
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2022, 04:03:23 pm »
G'Labor Day, Pookie!!

G'Labor Day, Ricebug!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/5/22
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2022, 12:49:55 am »
Thanks, Pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 9/5/22
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2022, 07:45:27 am »
Thanks, pookie!
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Today's Toons 9/5/22
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2022, 10:11:27 am »
Thanks, Pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/5/22
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2022, 10:12:00 am »
Thanks, pookie!

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Re: Today's Toons 9/5/22
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2022, 06:29:31 pm »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 9/5/22
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2022, 06:59:38 pm »
Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, Verga!