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Today's Toons 7/11/22
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The White House hosted oil execs who begged Biden to open up more drilling and loosen drilling restrictions. They don't understand how Democrats think. Domestic oil is like those malaria tablets Trump used to cure his Covid. You can't have it because it will resolve the crisis you need to go through.


NFL owner Daniel Snyder of Washington’s football team may testify before Congress to answer allegations he hired hookers for team plane fights, groped women and pimped cheerleaders to VIPs. Reaction by leading Democrats was swift. Bill Clinton just changed his ringtone to Hail to the Redskins.


Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell admitted to Congress that his determination to instill interest rate hikes could tilt the economy into recession territory. The Fed Chief told the committee it’s very challenging to have a soft landing. He held up what’s left of the president’s bicycle as evidence.


The New York Times roiled the mainstream media with an article Sunday questioning President Biden’s mental fitness to run for re-election, much less serve a second term. His policy is fixed on our needs. He’s going to Saudi Arabia next month to ask the Crown Prince to pump more baby formula.


A Delaware judge allowed Dominion Software to sue Fox News for quoting the claims by Trump supporters doubting the 2020 vote count. The Leftists have their own fairy tales. The same people who said Trump colluded with Russia will also tell you with a straight face that Stephen Colbert is a comedian.


President Biden led a chorus of Democratic leaders in slamming the Supreme Court's decision Friday, telling the nation that abortion rights will be on the ballot in November. His old boss jumped in as well. Barack Obama urged women to Keep Hope Alive, unless you plan on naming your baby Hope.


Fox News host Shannon Bream broke the news of the High Court ruling to turn abortion back to the states early on Friday. Biden was awakened by a reporter's call asking his opinion on the decision regarding Roe vs Wade. Joe said either way they decide to cross the Rio Grande is fine with him.


The Supreme Court's landmark decision Friday involved refusing to overturn a Mississippi law which banned mid-term abortions, and threw the issue back to state legislatures. The ruling threw a wrench into the arena of reproductive rights. Maybe men will think twice about getting pregnant now.


Canada Prime Minister Justin Trudeau leaped onto TV to express outrage over the U.S. Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade Saturday and he invited American women to come to Canada for their abortion. They have socialized medicine up there. By the time she sees a doctor, the child will be 16.


Napa Valley police charged Nancy Pelosi's husband Paul Pelosi with driving under the influence of alcohol after a month-long investigation. Paul reportedly told the arresting officer that he'd drunk a few Vodka Martinis. Nancy Pelosi immediately blamed Russia for her husband's DUI.


G-7 leaders posed for photos informally together in Germany with seven of them not wearing neck ties. The leaders quickly got down to the business of supporting Ukraine. At one point when one of them said the G-7 should deploy B-52's, Biden looked up from his card and shouted Bingo!


Green Day lead singer Billy Joe Armstrong announced at the Glastonbury Festival in England he is renouncing his U.S. citizenship because the Supreme Court outlawed abortions. However that's not what the court did. If people lost calories jumping to conclusions, obesity wouldn't be such a problem.


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Re: Today's Toons 7/11/22
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2022, 10:38:08 am »


And this is happening even though they are still receiving $500 million in taxpayer funding to supply these services.

Thank you, Mr. Pookie.
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« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2022, 10:57:14 am »
Thank you Pookie
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« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2022, 11:43:37 am »
Thanks, pookie!
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« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2022, 11:50:08 am »
Good Morning @pookie18  :seeya:

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« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2022, 01:55:10 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2022, 03:29:52 pm »


And this is happening even though they are still receiving $500 million in taxpayer funding to supply these services.

Thank you, Mr. Pookie.

You're welcome, Hoodat!

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« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2022, 03:30:21 pm »
Thank you Pookie

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« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2022, 03:31:04 pm »
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!

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« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2022, 03:32:33 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, as ever, Jimino!

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« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2022, 03:42:38 pm »
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« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2022, 03:56:53 pm »
G'day, Pookie!!

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« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2022, 06:47:19 pm »
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