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CDC issues bizarre guidance for having sex with monkeypox
« on: June 17, 2022, 12:05:09 pm »
CDC issues bizarre guidance for having sex with monkeypox

By Jesse O’Neill
June 16, 2022

Americans who think they might have been exposed to monkeypox should take precautions like masturbating 6 feet apart from their partner to prevent the spread of the virus, according to health officials.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention earlier this month issued a list of safe activities for sexually active patients to engage in. Among the recommendations, are avoiding kissing and “having sex with your clothes on or covering areas where rash or sores are present.”

Patients and prospective patients are also advised to “wash your hands, fetish gear, sex toys and any fabrics” after having sex and “masturbate together at a distance of at least 6 feet, without touching each other and without touching any rash or sores.”

The odd guidance invoked New York City’s bizarre recommendation that sexually active people use “glory holes” during the coronavirus pandemic to prevent the spread of COVID-19.

The World Health Organization is investigating whether monkeypox can be sexually transmitted after the virus was detected in a patient’s semen.



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Source:  https://nypost.com/2022/06/16/cdc-issues-bizarre-tips-for-sex-while-having-monkeypox/

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Re: CDC issues bizarre guidance for having sex with monkeypox
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2022, 12:05:24 pm »
:facepalm2:

How about this:  "Don't do it."?

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Re: CDC issues bizarre guidance for having sex with monkeypox
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2022, 04:02:21 pm »


Simon Kent 17 Jun 2022

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has delivered intimate guidance for those considering sexual activity in an age of monkeypox. The tips come under the published heading Social Gatherings, Safer Sex and Monkeypox.

The CDC set out in its two-page release the death rate of monkeypox is thought to be one percent, but “possibly” higher in immunocompromised individuals, and therefore has a list of warnings, cautions, guidance and associated points to be taken into consideration by anyone considering spending time with another.

Some of the guidance includes masturbating at least six feet away from a partner, avoiding kissing, having virtual sex, and “having sex with your clothes on or covering areas where rash or sores are present.”

The CDC makes plain its advice comes because “monkeypox spreads through close skin-to-skin contact and any person can spread the disease.”


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Re: CDC issues bizarre guidance for having sex with monkeypox
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2022, 05:17:47 pm »
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Re: CDC issues bizarre guidance for having sex with monkeypox
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2022, 09:45:48 pm »
That graphic came from the CDC ??
Heck, I thought it was from the Babylon Bee !!

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Re: CDC issues bizarre guidance for having sex with monkeypox
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2022, 03:13:13 am »
Hey! At least jerk-offs are getting advice from the pros...
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