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We At The Babylon Bee Would Like To Announce We Have Obtained Dirt On Hillary Cli
« on: May 21, 2022, 10:41:48 pm »
We At The Babylon Bee Would Like To Announce We Have Obtained Dirt On Hillary Cli

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The moment has finally arrived. Many people have claimed to finally be able to bring down the Clintons with evidence of their ALLEGED wrongdoings. But the powerful family has always seemed to evade arrest and conviction for their ALLEGED dark and sinister crimes.

Until now, that is. Because our investigative team here at The Babylon Bee is one of the best. There's Dan, who's really good at googling stuff. There's Adam, who we send undercover places by stacking him on two other employees inside of a trenchcoat. And there's Travis. We're not really sure what he does here. He's just Travis.

Anyway, we have a big announcement to make.

More at:  https://babylonbee.com/news/we-at-the-babylon-bee-would-like-to-announce-we-have-obtained-dirt-on-hillary-cli/
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Re: We At The Babylon Bee Would Like To Announce We Have Obtained Dirt On Hillary Cli
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2022, 10:48:28 pm »
The only dirt I'd like to see on Hillary is 6' deep. But the truly evil seem to only die of old age...
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Re: We At The Babylon Bee Would Like To Announce We Have Obtained Dirt On Hillary Cli
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2022, 03:15:15 am »
Quote from: DB on May 21, 2022, 10:48:28 pm
The only dirt I'd like to see on Hillary is 6' deep. But the truly evil seem to only die of old age...
I'm not sure six feet deep is enough...she might be able to dig her way out.
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Re: We At The Babylon Bee Would Like To Announce We Have Obtained Dirt On Hillary Cli
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2022, 03:31:16 am »
Quote from: GtHawk on May 22, 2022, 03:15:15 am
I'm not sure six feet deep is enough...she might be able to dig her way out.
Well,if she digs her way out, she'll be looking to dine on brains.

She'd be surrounded by Liberals, so it'd be like a bear coming out of hibernation trying to fill it's belly sucking the nectar out of honeysuckle flowers...

I'm not sure if zombies can starve, but that's as close as it would get.
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Re: We At The Babylon Bee Would Like To Announce We Have Obtained Dirt On Hillary Cli
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2022, 03:35:22 am »
Quote from: DB on May 21, 2022, 10:48:28 pm
The only dirt I'd like to see on Hillary is 6' deep.

Top notch.
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