Today's Toons 4/18/22

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(Thank you, Polly Ticks)

In Case You Missed It Dept.:

President Biden denied walking back the gaffes his staff walked back to avoid world war while he was in Europe. We misread his vow to respond in kind to chemical weapons, send troops into Ukraine and get rid of Putin. It's a simple meeting of two minds, yours and the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz.

President Biden gave dire warnings for the world economy saying his sanctions on Russia could result in food shortages not only in Europe, but also in the United States. Fox News will blast Biden for creating the food shortage in America and MSNBC will salute him for ending the obesity epidemic.

The White House announced that in late May it will stop automatically returning captured illegal immigrants at the border due to Covid concerns. I propose we have a contest offering U.S. citizenship to illegal immigrants who track down sex offenders trying to enter the U.S. We'll call it Aliens vs. Predators.

Bruce Willis gave a statement saying he must retire from acting in the movies, which saddened all friends in Hollywood who love Bruce's talent, personality and humor. It was explained that he has aphasia, which hinders comprehension and speech. So he could still enjoy 4-8 years in the White House.

Dr. Anthony Fauci said Americans might soon return to Covid restrictions to guard against the sub-variants. However, he's lost all his leverage. If you were to give Americans a choice between World War III and returning to Covid restrictions, the results would be really bad news for environmentalists.

Florida's law banning sex education before the fourth grade was blasted by the Teacher's Union Monday. By fall, L.A. first graders will have to recite from four book primers in reading circle. The books are Dick and Jane, Jane and Jane, Jane Wants to Be Dick, and Dick is Transitioning into Jane.

White House press secretary Jen Psaki is reported negotiating to leave the Biden administration to host a show on MSNBC. She's worn down. Jen Psaki is sick and tired of having to stand onstage every morning and remind reporters that Joe Biden does not speak for the President of the United States.

The White House tapped the Strategic Oil Reserve Friday, releasing a million barrels of oil a day for six months, which leads right up to Election Day. Everything is aimed at the fall elections. To that point, the White House said claims that Hunter Biden is President Biden's son is Russian disinformation.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed a law banning sex education up to the third grade which is opposed by supporters of the progressive agenda. Last week, a schoolteacher in Virginia was arrested for propositioning kids online. The arrest earned him a free lifetime pass at any Disney theme park.

Elon Musk bought three billion dollars of Twitter stock Monday, making Musk the social media giant's largest shareholder a week after he vowed to try to restore free speech. I say let the show begin. If the newspaper was the evolution of the Town Crier, then Twitter is the evolution of the Town Drunk.

-- Argus Hamilton



(Thank you, Rev)

[Jimino]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

[Smokin Joe]

Thanks, pookie!

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, Jimino!

[pookie18]

Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, Smokin Joe!

[deb]

Thanks, Pookie!

[Cyber Liberty]

Wheee!  Thanks for the Moon's Daeg Toons and Argus Extras!!!!