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Today's Toons 4/4/22
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President Biden will fly to Europe to meet with world leaders in Brussels in reaction to Russia's invasion of Ukraine. Biden is also reportedly planning a side trip to Poland. The people of Poland feel a special kinship to our president because Polish jokes and Biden jokes are interchangeable.

President Biden delivered some very bad news to Putin Wednesday, telling Fox News he considers Putin a war criminal. The good news is, Putin has been nominated for the Nobel Prize for Medicine for single-handedly putting an end to corona virus in only three weeks time. Dr. Fauci, eat your heart out.

President Biden will be flying to Belgium this week to meet with NATO leaders and to extend U.S. military support to the Ukrainians. In addition to eight hundred million dollars in ground support, America is breaking out our big weapon. In support of Ukraine, we're sending Covid vaccines to Russia.

President Biden blamed the high price of gas and food on Vladimir Putin Friday. I miss the good old days when everything was Trump's fault. Last weekend, the White House announced that Biden had to take his new dog home to Delaware for further house training after Putin on the Oval Office rug.

President Biden spread blame for the higher gas prices Friday by accusing Big Oil companies of price-gouging American motorists. Biden said oil prices will come down if they do the right thing. The oil companies gave in, and offered to put Hunter Biden on the board of directors of Keystone Pipeline.

March Madness swept the nation over the weekend as Americans at home and in the workplace compete to see who predicts the brackets for the NCAA men's basketball tourney. You should always bet on the unexpected. Lia Thomas doesn't even play basketball and she already leads the NCAA in steals.

Fox News interviewed furious mothers of college women swimmers who'd lost to transgender Lia Thomas for the NCAA championship. It's an angry debate. The victory did not merit getting Lia's picture on boxes of Wheaties, but she did make the label on every package of Oscar Mayer wieners.

The Washington Post scolded Americans to stop blaming Biden for higher gas prices and simply drive less if they refuse to convert to electric cars. This past week, I saw news video of an Amish man in central Pennsylvania driving his horse-drawn carriage past a gas station. Even the horse was smiling.

The Pentagon warned Russia that missiles strikes in Western Ukraine that accidentally land in Poland could trigger war. We make mistakes too. World War III was narrowly avoided Monday when President Biden opened the nuclear briefcase in his office and asked his military aide, what's this thingy?

Ukraine's President Zelensky announced Monday he is banning all opposition political parties in Ukraine and further abolished all opposition media and consolidated all TV networks into one state controlled TV network. Vladimir Putin can withdraw his army from Ukraine now. His work is done here.

President Biden was scheduled to fly to Brussels for talks with NATO nation leaders this week and add a side trip to Poland. His war aims are crystal clear. The Biden administration's declared goal is to force Vladimir Putin to step down from office and replace him with a qualified black woman.

Dr. Fauci leaped back on TV Tuesday when news of a new sub-variant of corona virus surfaced in China and in Europe just as the pandemic appears to be winding down. The virus just made the mistake of infecting Hillary Clinton. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the family and friends of Covid.

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Re: Today's Toons 4/4/22
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2022, 09:50:10 am »
Thanks, pookie!


https://i.imgur.com/oSyeDPe.jpg

Well, if Russian tanks have a 'Z' on them, then Ukrainian tanks are 'not Z', which might be where Putin gets most of the claimed 'Not Z's all over the Ukraine from....
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Re: Today's Toons 4/4/22
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2022, 11:37:51 am »
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Re: Today's Toons 4/4/22
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2022, 11:51:40 am »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/4/22
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2022, 12:30:13 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 4/4/22
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2022, 03:30:40 pm »
Thanks for the Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/4/22
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2022, 03:41:33 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on April 04, 2022, 09:50:10 am
Thanks, pookie!


https://i.imgur.com/oSyeDPe.jpg

Well, if Russian tanks have a 'Z' on them, then Ukrainian tanks are 'not Z', which might be where Putin gets most of the claimed 'Not Z's all over the Ukraine from....

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/4/22
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2022, 03:42:01 pm »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on April 04, 2022, 11:37:51 am
Thanks, Pookie.

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Re: Today's Toons 4/4/22
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2022, 03:42:51 pm »
Quote from: Jimino on April 04, 2022, 11:51:40 am
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, as always, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/4/22
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2022, 03:43:18 pm »
Quote from: verga on April 04, 2022, 12:30:13 pm
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, as ever, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/4/22
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2022, 03:43:40 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on April 04, 2022, 03:30:40 pm
Thanks for the Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!

You're welcome, CL!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/4/22
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2022, 03:56:32 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on April 04, 2022, 09:50:10 am
Thanks, pookie!


https://i.imgur.com/oSyeDPe.jpg

Well, if Russian tanks have a 'Z' on them, then Ukrainian tanks are 'not Z', which might be where Putin gets most of the claimed 'Not Z's all over the Ukraine from....


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