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Today's Toons 1/17/22
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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

President Biden adopted a German Shepherd puppy and named her Commander. Somebody's finally in the West Wing who knows how to turn things around. When inflation continues to rage out of control, Build Back Better stalls, and your approval ratings are in the crapper, you get a puppy.

Dr. Fauci's latest proposal Sunday is to require vaccine cards for air travel across country. It seems just like yesterday he was telling us things can return to normal after we take fifteen days to flatten the curve. The hardest part of fifteen days to flatten the curve is always the first two years.

The New York Post reported the Gallup Poll which shows President Biden's approval numbers have fallen below Kamala Harris' ratings. The president and vice president tried to straighten out intra-West Wing tensions at a White House lunch. It was just the two of them and their food tasters.

President Biden retreated to Delaware for the New Year's week holiday where Joe was shown walking his new rescue German shepherd puppy Commander on Rehoboth Beach. He's got one great trainer. The dog dutifully cleaned up after the president every time he made a mess on the beach.

Ghislaine Maxwell was found guilty of enticing women under the age of seventeen to have sex with her late boss Jeffrey Epstein. Maxwell knows every powerful political figure who cavorted on Epstein Island and she could cooperate. Hillary Clinton just phoned Suicide Hotline to place an order.

Ghislaine's Maxwell's conviction set off media speculation as to whether she will name names of Jeffrey Epstein's fellow predators in an interview. She's remained dutiful to her late lover. The moral to Ghislaine Maxwell's conviction is that true love means you can finish each other's sentences.

Governor Newsom re-imposed masks for indoor gatherings in California, causing widespread exasperation Monday. If you're still wearing a mask over your nose and over your mouth while you're driving alone, you do not need that Ridin' with Biden sticker on the back of your car. We know.

Harry Reid's passing Tuesday recalls how he wrote in his memoir how he started as a teenage janitor in a Searchlight, Nevada, brothel. He learned how to get things done while surrounded by whores who traded favors for cash. No man was ever better trained to become Senate Majority Leader.



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Re: Today's Toons 1/17/22
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2022, 01:12:22 pm »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 1/17/22
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2022, 01:58:35 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 1/17/22
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2022, 03:21:01 pm »
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2022, 03:21:22 pm »
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2022, 04:03:40 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/17/22
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2022, 04:58:40 pm »
Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 1/17/22
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2022, 09:24:14 pm »
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Re: Today's Toons 1/17/22
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2022, 09:43:46 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

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« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2022, 09:44:11 pm »
Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!

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« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2022, 09:44:35 pm »
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