Kurt Schlichter: Hey Dems, We Got Your Election Reforms Right Here

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Hey Dems, We Got Your Election Reforms Right Here
Kurt Schlichter

Posted: Jan 10, 2022 12:01 AM

As shocking as it may seem, the Democrats are right about something for once. Even a broken clock is right twice a day; even Eric Swalwell occasionally mates with someone who is not a Chi Com spy, shutting her eyes tight and doing her booty duty for Beijing. The Dems are right that we need election reform to save our democracy. I propose that we change how we conduct elections, good and hard.

Now, the Democrats have a very different objective in reforming the election system than we do. They seek to make it easier for lazy and stupid people to vote. This is perfectly reasonable, considering that the indolent and idiotic make up key components of the Democrat coalition. Further, they want to flood the system with unaccountable votes in order to allow themselves to cheat. In this way, they can steal wins where otherwise voters would reject them for their incompetence, corruption, and general tiresomeness.

But we patriots have a different goal. We want election security, and we also want to make it more difficult for bums and morons to participate in our electoral system. The Dems complain that we would make it harder to vote. Guilty as charged! Voting should be a minor inconvenience in order to screen out the lay-abouts and mouth-breathers who find getting up off their stained, stinking couches, wiping the Doritos detritus off their Linkin Park t-shirts, and taking the bus to the polling station too much of a hassle.

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[Kamaji]

Voting should be more than just a "minor inconvenience", it should be a solemn duty, attended by all of the rituals that accompany other solemn duties.

[Right_in_Virginia]

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1.  Picture voter ID both to register and to vote. If you are too dumb to get an ID, you should be licking windows instead of casting ballots.

2.  No same day registration. There’s no way to confirm your identity the same day you sign up.

3.  One day voting, on Election Day. If it’s too much trouble to vote on Election Day, don’t.

4.  In-person voting. If you are deployed with the military or in an iron lung, you can vote absentee. Everyone else shows up in-person. Only absentee ballots arriving by 5 pm on election day get counted.

5.  No ballot harvesting. That nonsense ends.

6.  Paper ballots only. We want an audit trail.

7.  No ballots not counted within 12 hours of the polls closing get counted. We’re done with dumps and “found” ballots.

8.  Every vote gets counted in public with lots of observers. Total transparency.

9.  Large urban centers must report votes first. This makes it hard for Democrat pols to know how many ballots to find.

10.  No changes to election laws or procedures within 180 days of the election. That gives time for us to litigate the scams.

[Kamaji]

FTA

Absolutely!!!

[Fishrrman]

Kurt, you're just a little late.
I put this up in this forum a while back:
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This Constitution prescribes that only citizens may vote in all elections conducted within the United States. This includes elections for federal offices of The United States, elections for State offices in the Several States, and all municipal and local elections conducted within the borders of The United States.

Elections will be conducted only on Election Day as prescribed by this Constitution.

All ballots in all elections will be paper ballots cast by individual voters at their respective polling locations. Electronic means may be used to tabulate vote counts.

Provisional ballots of any kind are prohibited by this Constitution.

The use of the United States Mail shall not be permitted for the collection of ballots, with the exception of absentee ballots.

There shall be no use of absentee ballots without the presentation of individual need, subject to strict scrutiny by the registrar of voters.

All citizens of the United States will be required to produce identification before voting.
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This was posted by me to this forum on Dec. 11, 2021.

Compare my "amendment" to Kurt's suggestions...

[Hoodat]

FTA

11.  Anyone receiving a check from government doesn't get to vote.