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Today's Toons 1/10/22
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North Korea's dictator Kim Jung Un marked the tenth anniversary of the death of his father Kim Jong-Il with a parade. To honor him, Kim issued a national order that nobody laugh for eleven days. To ensure compliance, North Koreans are binge-watching the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

Ghislaine Maxwell's trial for recruiting underage girls to her billionaire boss Jeffrey Epstein and his friends went to the jury in New York. She must feel like the world's most betrayed waitress now. If convicted she could get fourteen-to-sixteen years, which was what the boys ordered in the first place.

Hillary Clinton posted a warm Christmas message Tuesday as Special Counsel John Durham continued to dig into her 2016 campaign tactics. The Clintons have a family ritual at all holiday dinners. After they sit down at the table, they hold hands, close their eyes and get their stories straight.

President Biden is reportedly considering going on the road and selling Build Back Better to the American people. When on the road he's often photographed gulping down an ice cream cone. It must be nice to be able to eat ice cream as fast as you want and not have to worry about a brain freeze.

Wall Street roared to record highs Friday after investors decided that Omicron is really weak despite the White House, Fauci and the media ringing the alarm bells. One study reveals that the group least affected by the Omicron variant are the Amish. That's because they don't watch television.

Nancy Pelosi admitted to reporters Friday that smash-and-grab mobs are causing an epidemic of lawlessness in the big city retail districts this year. She used cautious language so as not to offend the Democratic base. Nancy insisted they are not looters, they are Undocumented Shoppers.

American Heritage asserted that CRT's racial narrative is separating Americans by race once again. Cal State schools now allow blacks-only dorms and Columbia has a blacks-only graduation ceremony. At the rate Progressives are bringing back segregation, it could disband the Ku Klux Klan.

Science Journal reported last week that the chances of the Earth getting struck by an asteroid are four in ten thousand. Meanwhile the CDC computed that the chances of you dying of Covid are two in ten thousand. So if you're hell-bent on following the science, drop the mask and wear a helmet.

Dr. Fauci spoke to ABC News last week and made no mention of Pfizer's new anti-virus Covid cure pill, but he did encourage more mandates and proposed permanently masking up on airline flights. Fauci turned 81 Friday. If you'd like to get him a gift he's registered at Quack's Fifth Avenue.

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Re: Today's Toons 1/10/22
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2022, 01:03:52 pm »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 1/10/22
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2022, 02:02:45 pm »
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 1/10/22
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2022, 03:45:18 pm »
Thank you Pookie
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
�More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.�-Woody Allen
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Re: Today's Toons 1/10/22
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2022, 05:36:05 pm »
Thank you Pookie

My pleasure, Verga!