I've decided to change my gender for tomorrow. I think being a mother for a day would be a nice change, and since we can now scientifically change genders just by saying its so, Mother's Day is an excellent opportunity. I'm also going to have a child which is needed for Mother's Day, which I'll have simply saying I have one. Changing my gender means I can scientifically change my status to have a child scientifically. However, I still plan to stand when I pee - I change back for minute or two then go back to being a mom. I guess it doesn't much matter which gender I am if I have to go #2, but i don't know where to go to make sure I can create a kid that way. I'd hate to look like an idiot if I'm wrong. I also am not sure what kind of outfit to wear for the occasion, probably jeans and a shirt of some sort. Wish me luck!
MOTHERHOOD, HERE I COME!
