Today's Toons 12/13/21

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Hillary Clinton went on MSNBC Tuesday and spoke about how campaign disinformation can undermine our democracy. She wasn't a very a good sport when disinformation didn't work. President Trump became the second U.S. president in history to get impeached for humiliating Hillary.

Dr. Fauci went on CNN last week and urged that booster shots be included in the definition of whether or not you've been vaccinated. He gets rejuvenated by the news of every new variant. Dr. Fauci won't stop pushing needles into our arms until he's named Time magazine's pr*ck of the Year.

West Coast retailers were hit by a wake of the rash of smash-and- grab mobs last weekend. On Friday, I was in Nordstrom's when fifty masked looters stormed into the store and cleaned out the shelves and left. Five minutes later, the police finally arrived and arrested me for not wearing a mask.

Fox News aired video Saturday of mobs of looters storming a Nordstrom's and plundering the store. Retailers are taking preventative measures. Home electronics stores in L.A. are successfully warding off looters by placing scarecrows that look like Kyle Rittenhouse outside their store entrances.

A Chicago Thanksgiving mob stormed into a Foot Locker and filled up trash bags with Nike swag. Chicago's mayor went on TV and let the looters know in no uncertain terms that she's a size seven. CNN pundits demanded that the looters not be called looters, they are Social Justice Variants.

ABC News reported Sunday that gasoline prices in Southern California reached their record high price for the third time in the last four days. They should just start running porn on those gas pump video screens while we're filling up. That way we can watch somebody else getting screwed, too.

Arizona State University student protestors called for freshman Kyle Rittenhouse to be kicked out of school this week. The students told reporters they fear for the safety of their lives. Oh, for crying out loud, he's an online student living thousands of miles away. He's not THAT good of a shot.

South Africa virologists told the BBC the Omicron variant is very mild but nevertheless Joe shut off all travel from Africa and closed the Mexico border. I get what he's doing. Last week Joe Biden said he was running for re-election, but he didn't mention he's running as a Republican.

President Biden was denounced by the UN and South Africa for closing air travel from Africa over the Omicron variant. Relax, we've weathered the Delta and the Lambda variant and we'll get past the Omicron. We won't be in real trouble until Dean Wormer places us on Double Secret Variant.

Senate Republicans vowed a crackdown on the power of social media arbiters to cancel people over their political posts. Coincidentally CEO Jack Dorsey announced Monday he's resigning from Twitter. He said he wants to spend more time at home telling his family what they can and cannot say.

President Biden issued an executive order setting the goal that in eight years one-half the cars sold in the U.S. will be electric. I prefer gas-guzzlers. If your electric car dies on the road miles from the nearest charging station, slap yourself on the forehead and remind yourself you could have had a V-8.

Empire star Jussie Smolett went on trial in Chicago for staging a fake hate crime against himself so he'd appear to be a civil rights hero. Jussie hired Nigerians to dress up as Trump supporters and beat him up. If convicted of fraud he could get admitted to USC on a women's soccer scholarship.

The Washington Post posted details in Hunter Biden's laptop exposing his business deals with Ukraine and China. It shows Hunter was influence peddling while Joe was VP and may have cut Joe in on the action. Donald Trump could be impeached a third time just for downloading the article.

Chris Cuomo was suspended by CNN as details came out revealing him coaching his brother Andrew as sex accusations piled up. Cable news reaction to the suspension was predictable. News video was posted of Tucker Carlson laughing, Greg Gutfeld laughing and Jeffrey Toobin masturbating.

- - Argus Hamilton

[Polly Ticks]

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[verga]

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[Cyber Liberty]

Thanks for the Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!

[Jimino]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

[pookie18]

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You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

[pookie18]

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My pleasure, Verga!

[pookie18]

Thanks for the Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!

You're welcome, as always, CL!

[pookie18]

Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, as ever, Jimino!

[Smokin Joe]

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[pookie18]

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